JT and Jared and Stefani and Biga.
But do you recall,
The greatest duffer of all!
Gregoosh the Gay Geek Golfer,
Had a very shiny wedge.
He didn't know how to use it,
Might as well have been a sledge.
All of the other golfers,
Used to give him lots of crap.
Gregoosh the Gay Geek Golfer,
Couldn't get out of a sand trap.
Then one foggy Carmel eve,
Down at Pebble Beach.
Mr. Norman came to play,
But with Greg, he had to teach.
Your problem's you're a Lefty,
When you hook it is a slice.
You're never in the fairway,
And you've only made par twice.
Triple bogey's pretty good,
For a hack like you.
Here comes the lady in the cart,
She's bringin' beer and mountain dew.
"Hey let Shark buy this here round,
I know you're cheap," he said.
Lefty promptlly slammed a BUD,
And put the can over his driver's head.
He left Shark after 12 holes,
Leaving lost balls on the links.
Shark said, "I'll never play you again,
You're a Geek and your Golf game stinks!"
