My name is Gdaddy and I�m here to say
I need your attention on this Christmas Day
I�m here right now in my Santa Cap
The name of my song is the �Don�t Have Jeff Rap�
Always a huge list but never a plan
How could he have worked on Adapt a scan
The request to switch names came from Grandma Mo
I thought for a minute and then said NO
I had Michelle�s name and I finally had a chance
Everyone else is going to ?#$% their pants!
He said she was the best � that Halle Berry
But I kept thinking of my sweet wife Kari
He always buys CD�s he would plan on burning
And the whole time my fishing lure he was yearning
Not having Jeff does create some voids
Not really �. I just get to keep my Altoids
Vacationing with Friends in Mexico or Aruba
At least I didn�t have to buy him a new pair of Zooba�s
I�ve had the chance to spread the joy to so few
And basically I�m tired of buying Mountain Dew
So if you think I�m singing like a pieces of crap �..
Don�t worry � I�m done with the �Don�t Have Jeff Rap�
Copyright 2006 - Greg Mo
