by Bigamus Maximus, with Mel Mo
Come and listen to a story about a Geek named Greg
A manufacturer that Kraft was �bout to peg,
Late one day he was making Maxwell House,
And Valdez called and said you better call your spouse.
Kari that is, JT�s Mom, Kari Lee.
Well the first thing you know Juan Valdez retired,
The publicity almost got Lefty fired.
He said "Illini is the place you ought to run"
So they loaded up the wine and moved to Barrington.
Flats, that is. Hiway tolls, Ridin� stables.
The Barrington Flatlanders!
(banjo interlude)
Old Greg met his buddies, Jack and DiGiorno.
A couple Italian fellas that�ll make him lot�s of dough
Just because they have a Tombstone doesn�t mean they�ll die
But they�ll bring a heapin helpin of their hot baked pizza pie
Flatlanders that is. Drink a beer, have a fish fry.
Escape to Wisconsin, y'hear?
