by Biga
(and oh was she ever a Vixen)
Comet and Cupid and Stupid and . . .
Cupid the stupid reindeer,
had a long and crooked nose
And if you ever saw it
it would make you curl your toes.
All of the other reindeer,
didn't see Cupid's heart,
All that they ever noticed
was when Cupid let out a fart
Then one gloomy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
Cupid with your diarrhea,
Stop your eatin' that tainted hay.
I won't let you come with me
Leaving trails of wet brown snow
Better get rid of those runs now
If you really want to go.
Rudolf was the only one,
whose red nose couldn't smell.
Cupid's stall inside the barn.
So he went in and said what the he!!
Brought him some Pepto Bismol
which really helped to dry him up.
Now he was constipated
Plugged up as a corn fed pup
Christmas came and went right by
but Cupid couldn't go.
Til finally he ate some pork and beans
Then in five minutes - don't you know!
Cupid was back to normal
And his friends all gathered round
Cupid the stupid reindeer.
Until they heard that gaseous sound . . .
