The 12 Days of Uncle Geek's Christmas
by the Moranski Trio - Jeff, Melanie & Jared
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If the gift cap was much higher, this is what we would get you:
On the first day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
A Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
second day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
third day of Christmas, we'd give to  Uncle Geek!
Three headcovers, Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
fourth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor
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On the fifth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.

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On the
sixth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
seventh day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
eight day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
eight per cent ham fat, seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
ninth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
nine holes at pebble (beach),
eight per cent ham fat, seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
tenth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
ten guitar lessons, nine holes at pebble (beach),
eight per cent ham fat, seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
eleventh day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
eleven X-out golf balls, ten guitar lessons, nine holes at pebble (beach),
eight per cent ham fat, seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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On the
twelfth day of Christmas, we'd give to Uncle Geek!
a twelve pack of MOUNTAIN DEW
eleven X-out golf balls, ten guitar lessons, nine holes at pebble (beach),
eight per cent ham fat, seven days in Maui, a six pack of Miller,
FIVE YANNI CDs!
a four pak of Sprecher, Three headcovers,
Two Montecristos, and a Cedar-lined pure oak humidor.
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