Since I already have a Jhonen section i figure JV quotes are a good idea... lol
Nny: Damn, that one REALLY put up a struggle. Scraped me up like a cat on crack!
Nny: I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life.
Nny: FUCK YOU!! YOU listen to ME!! If I'm gonna kill anybody it's because I want to! Not because you tell me to you... you... WALL!!"
Nny: You're mean Mr. Devil
Nny: A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!
Happy Noodle Boy: You fucking toaster! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster!
Happy Noodle Boy: Everybody! Say it and wiggle! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!
Happy Noodle Boy: Magic jellybeans are growing from my headwound where the flies landed
Happy Noodle Boy: These hands! I can't get them off my wrists!
Happy Noodle Boy: My scheme is complete! Soon all the childrean of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce! They will be sweet! And sour! HAH!
Happy Noodle Boy: Holy Pigshit Batman!
Happy Noodle Boy: Spank my ass and call me Debbie!
Happy Noodle Boy: I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!
Happy Noodle Boy: Moo! Moo! Moo! I'm voodoo cursing you!
Happy Noodle Boy: You deny me freshmaker?
Happy Noodle Boy: Be free, little poptart
Happy Noodle Boy: Hey, where's your head, mommy?
Happy Noodle Boy: You is my elf ho
Squee: This is a squirrel. It's all smashed cause the crazy neighbor man ran it over. He said it was an accident, but he's still pretty crazy
Squee: Sponged are scaaaaary
Squee: Nooo... Setting people on fire is wrong. Hee hee. You're silly, Shmee.
Squee: But... but daddy! He's crazy like some kind of thing that's all crazy!
Squee: Daddy, I'm afraid of all the dustmites. They're all... all... dusty!
Squee: We have to make everything lemony fresh!
Squee: Yaaaaaaaaay! I win! I finally win something! I wiiiiiiiiiinnn!
Squee: Whoo! What a day. I'm gonna drink tang until i forget it all!
Squee: It's like my life is being done by some awful, awful cartoon guy
Squee: Everything seems like its one big stupid, mean, bitter catoonist's joke!
Squee: No! Nooooo! I don't wanna eat the toasty souls of the damned!
Squee: Goodnight Shmee, Don't let the bedbugs kill me
Squee: The aliens are coming for me! They're gonna use my butt for stuff!!
Filler Bunny: Oh... I was just going over to the incinerator room. I thought I'd sorta go in there, you know. Burn in the sweet sweet flames of blessed death
FIller Bunny: Witness me in bee form!
Filler Bunny: Now I am hiding in a watermellon. Hee hee I am cute. There are spiders biting me.
Jhonen Vasquez: THE DISEASE RIDDEN SEX GROUPIES!! YEAH!! WOOO-HOOOO!!
Jhonen Vasquez: I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.
Jhonen Vasquez: Soon the world shall be mine and I will rule with a goat by my side
Jhonen Vasquez: DAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! This computer makes me all frowny with pure nugat filled hatred!!
Jhonen Vasquez: Other people only LOOK dead, but are quite alive, as I find out after sticking pens into their eyes
Jhonen Vasquez: I was very sleepy and hallucinating. Rob and Dave looked like giant jelly beans, and I hate jelly beans, so I was screaming all the way into the city.
Jhonen Vasquez: This would be the worst time for me to have to fight a hippo. Those things are HUGE, and they've got these teeth.
Credit for all quotes goes to Jhonen Vasquez and Slave Labor Graphics