Title: Venus vs. Valentine's
Author: Jami Lynn
Chapter: 1
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the wrestlers used in this story, 'cause if I did, I'd be busy with them right now *grin*. But I do own Jami, for she is me. Tasha owns herself. (Heaven help the person who tries to claim he/she owns either of us). Charity and Mags also own themselves and if you try to take them you will burn in hell! And the address to the stories is at the bottom of this email. And don't bother suing me...all you'd get is a half eaten ham sandwich and a bag of chips from 2 years ago.
Distribution: Ask me if you can use it, more than likely I will say yes.
Rating: So far, it's a PG-13
Content: Nothing bad as of yet, probably won't be anything to bad either....maybe some cussing.
Spoilers: Um...anything can happen and I'm just writing as I go, so I don't know yet *L*.
Summary: I hate V-day, and so does my character
Feedback: I need feedback like I need air! So give it to me, babee! I have been suffocating lately....so please, send in the feedback.
Email: [email protected]
Jami threw open the door to the women's locker room and stomped inside, letting the door slam behind her. "Okay, the first one to say it gets a nasty suprise." Jami threatened Tasha, Amy, Trish and Torrie. Amy nodded her head and Tasha offered a meek, "Um, Happy Thursday."
Jami flung herself onto a bench and began to get ready to do a promo shoot. Jami's new name in the wrestling world was Venus. So today, of all days, she had to play the object of other's affections.
Jami slipped on a pair of black capri's and a white WWF baby tee. Her hair was loose and flowing in waves down her back and over her shoulders.
A few moments later Adam Copeland barged into the locker room, unannounced. "Adam! We could have been naked!" Tasha yelled at him. "That was what I was hoping for." he grinned. "What do you want?" Trish asked him. "I just wanted to come in and wish all you lovely ladies a very happy valentine's day." Adam slyly smiled at them.
Jami slowly walked towards him. "Oh Adam that is just so sweet. I just have to thank you for that." Jami said seductively as she walked towards him. Adam grinned at her as she stood close to him, she used her right hand and brough it up to his face. Then before he realized what was happening she grabbed his nose in between her bent index and middle finger. Using her other hand she brought it down hard and smacked her own hand.
"Damn bitch!" Adam yelped as his nose stung from the nasty trick. "You know...just think of it as Cupid shooting you. Maybe next time he'll aim for your ass." Jami mumbled.
"Oh yeah, maybe we should have warned you that Jami thinks Valentine's Day is a satanic holiday." Tasha smirked. "Maybe?" Adam asked, holding his nose. "yeah, you're right. It was more fun this way." Tasha laughed.
"What the hell is up your ass?" Adam asked, directing his question towards Jami. "Not you." Jami smirked. "Yep Adam, we all heard you like it as doggie style as you can get it." Amy said seriously.
"As much as I'd love to stay here and listen about Adam's non-existant sex life...I gotta go do the promo." Jami said as she walked out of the room. As the door slammed behind her she heard Adam pout, "My sex life is not non-existant."
***
Venus sat on a table draped in a gold cloth. The background and the rest of the room was also draped in gold. The camera's watched as Matt and Jeff Hardy walked into the room.
Venus looked at them cooly before raising an eyebrow at them. "Venus. Um...I know you don't know us very well, but well, we were wondering if you could bless us with some love for our future." Matt asked.
Venus crossed her legs and looked at them with a tad more interest. Then she jumped up and walked around the two men, slowly letting her fingers trail across their shoulders and back. She stopped at one side of Jeff, leaned over next to his ear. "I know more about you two then you know." Venus purred.
Jeff looked at her nervously. "So will you?" he asked. Venus smile before sitting back back up on the table. "Who exactly are you two beautiful men wanting to love you?" Venus asked curiously.
"well, I have been eyeing Lita." Matt confessed. "And what about you Jeff Nero Hardy?" Venus asked, trailing one finger down his chest. "Um...I...I can't say." Jeff muttered. "Fine, you are blessed...as long as you never wish anyone a happy Valentine's Day." Venus said before motioning for them to leave.
As soon as they left, the door opened and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley walked in. "Some Goddess of Love you are! You said you were going to bless me with love but now my marriage is over!" Stephanie whined. "I can only bless you with love. But if you act like a bitch, I can do nothing about that." Venus told her cooly. "Oh, you are such a bitch! Happy Valentine's Day!" Stephanie sneered.
Venus jumped up and grabbed Stephanie by the hair. Then Venus smacked Stephanie's head into the table a few times. "You are a true symbol of Valentine's Day...your demonic." Venus spat at her. "why don't you tell me that in the ring?" Stephanie asked, holding her head. "I will be there." Venus smirked at her.
***
Stephanie came out to the ring later that night dressed in black pants and her SMH shirt. Moments later Venus came out dressed in her attire from earlier.
When Venus entered the ring Stephanie handed her a large heart shaped box of chocolates. Venus took them from her with a smile as she slammed the box over Stephanie's head. Stephanie looked at her in shock as Venus picked up a chocolate and popped it into her mouth. Her face wrinkled up in disgust and she spat the chocolate out at Stephanie. Then that's when the fight began.
The Match only lasted a few moments as Venus repeatedly slammed Stephanie onto the mat. After Stephanie was pinned, Venus grabbed a few of her chocolates and smashed them all over Stephanie's face.
Then some dull, romantic, instrumental hit the sound system and Venus had a hard time not laughing as she saw Edge walk down the ramp dressed like Cupid. Venus rolled her eyes as she watched him "dance" down the ramp.
Venus yelled something at him that no one else could really hear. Then as Edge began to shoot foam darts at her, Jeff Hardy ran down the ramp and beat up on him abit as Venus slid out of the ring.
Jeff held Edge as Venus grabbed a microphone and yelled. "I really HATE valentine's day." THen she slapped Edge. Jeff let go of him and held out his arm for Venus to talk.
Venus took it before raising the microphone to her lips. "Venus will always be the Goddess of Love. Valentine's day has just been conquered!" she smirked before throwing the microphone down and sauntering up the ramp and Jeff hardy.
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