| I am a nerd. I watch cartoons and kid's movies. I collect Care Bears. I spend Friday nights at work and Saturday nights at home. I actually own a Star Trek atlas. I had a 4.0 in high school. I graduated cum laude from THE Ohio State University. I am an insufferable know-it-all.
I watch too much television. I take great pride in the fact that I have never been stumped playing "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon". I don't like reality TV. I think the Sci-Fi channel shows too many movies about mutated creatures attacking cruise ships and not enough episodes of "Star Trek". Once each series gets enough seasons, I think The Powers That Be should seriously consider starting an all-"CSI" network. My hands are the same size as Jude Law's. I love Terry Brooks' Shannara series, even though he insists on killing off my favorite characters. I have a thing for elves - it must be the ears. I read The Hobbit on my own. I am an obsessive Harry Potter fanatic. I can tell you the slightest detail about each of the six books. The Da Vinci Code is one of the greatest books ever written. Organized religion is some kind of oxymoron. I'll listen to any kind of music but hard core rap. I played the trumpet for nine years. I was in the marching band. I hated country music until spring break sophomore year. The greatest song of all time is Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes". Steve McQueen is a god among men. I fell asleep in a discotheque in France. I stood in two hemispheres at once. I've been to the top of the Eiffel Tower. I watched the sunrise over the Grand Canyon. I swam in the Mediterranean. I played "Heart and Soul" on the giant piano in FAO Schwartz. I walked up the steps at Montmartre. I charged up Little Round Top. I got lost looking for Buckingham Palace. I got lost in the Louvre. I apparently have no sense of direction. I don't believe in horoscopes unless mine is good. I am a packrat. I have homework assignments from elementary school. I cannot throw anything away. I have clothes in my closet I haven't worn in years. I keep books I don't like because I think they make me seem more intelligent (Catcher in the Rye, anyone?). I accumulate a lot of crap. "I Love the 80s" was the best idea for a TV show ever. I hated football until I went to college. Now I say GO BUCKEYES and GO STEELERS. I sat through the 2005 NFL Draft for seven hours just to see where Mike Nugent went. I ramble when I'm nervous. Also, I tend to be pretty random. I am a sister and a brother. I was in a sorority and a fraternity. I have had multiple formals, theme parties, retreats, and socials. I can go almost anywhere in the country and find someone with whom I have something in common. I have never had to sacrifice a goat. I did not join a cult. I think everyone in the world should have to work in either retail or food service for at least a year. Always tip your bartender. And your waitress. Never yell at your bank teller, since it's probably not her fault. I am not a deep or profound person. I am incapable of being serious for long periods of time. I have absolutely no problem with this. The Oompa-Loompas scare the crap out of me. I am deathly afraid of clowns. I fear random attacks by flying monkeys. There is no such thing as "the good old days". I love cake. |
| All About Me |
 |
 |
 |
 |