| The Order of the Phoenix |
| �Wow, I wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life?� � Harry �This is night, Diddykins. That�s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.� - Harry �They didn�t look anything like hats to me � more like wooly bladders.� � Ron �Just because you�ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn�t mean we all have.� � Hermione George: Would you like us to clean out your ears for you? Fred: Or any part of your body, really, we�re not fussy where we stick this. �He can do it if he thinks no one�s watching him. So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday.� � Fred �Hello, Harry. We thought we heard your dulcet tones.� � George �By all means, continue destroying our possessions. I daresay I have too many.� � Dumbledore �I can break out, of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing.� � Dumbledore �Reading between the lines, I�d say she thinks you�re a bit conceited, mate.� � Sirius �Don�t put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!� �Moody |
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