| "You can't go through life thinking everyone you meet will one day let you down." - Angels in the Outfield "These last few days have been so perfect. Except for the bit where we almost got eaten by ogres. And you wrote a letter that ripped out my heart. And I had to dance with Hattie." - Ella Enchanted "Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental." - Sleepless in Seattle "Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end." - Holes "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I shall be your slave." - Labyrinth "Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys." - Planet of the Apes (2001) "My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be." - American Pie 2 "If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood." - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story "Remember, with great power comes great responsibility." - Spider-man "This is the cafeteria, where I'm told you can find a nutritious, hot meal. I haven't yet, but your mileage may vary." - Kim Possible: So the Drama "Always play with their minds." - Empire Records "Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac." - The Cable Guy "I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school." - Mortal Kombat "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." - A Cinderella Story "I know kung fu." - The Matrix "The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it." - Major League "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." - Spaceballs "Welcome to Earth." - Independence Day "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing." - The Rescuers Down Under �Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit.� � Gettysburg �You taste like a burger. I don�t like you anymore.� � Wet Hot American Summer �I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonald's who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.� � Clueless �Just like you thieves, always taking things that don�t belong to you.� � Dungeons and Dragons �If you�re always thinking about the future, you kind of forget about the present. And I am really enjoying the present right now.� � Van Wilder �I�m not a geek. I�m a unique weasel.� � Encino Man �Mess with the best, die like the rest.� � Hackers �And it�s not that I want to have you. All I want is to deserve you.� � Dangerous Liaisons �I�ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.� � Raising Arizona �Can�t spend hard currency in hell.� � The Saint �Say we bust into a bank and yell, �We�re the Younger-James gang!� Then people will start thinking, �The Younger-James gang? Is there an Older-James gang? How come I�ve never heard of the Older-James gang?� And then they�ll be thinking about that instead of raising their arms.� � American Outlaws �I�m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means �no�.� � Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl �I�m a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage.� � America�s Sweethearts �It�s tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.� � PCU |
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