| T'Pol: Other than keeping Ensign Mayweather up at night, I'm not sure what we expect to accomplish here. ("Sleeping Dogs") Hoshi: Shouldn't we try to help them? T'Pol: They don't want our help. Hoshi: How do you know? T'Pol: They're Klingons. (�Sleeping Dogs�) Trip: It can giggle all it wants, the galaxy's not getting any of our bourbon. ("Shuttlepod One") Trip: I'll have you know that Superman was laced with metaphor. Subtext layered on subtext. ("Shuttlepod One") Trip: Just because a guy's in his underwear, you think the worst. ("Acquisition") T'Pol: There are times I wish Vulcans hadn't learned to repress their violent tendencies. ("Acquisition") T'Pol: I am simply noting that the last time you found someone this 'competent', you wound up carrying her child. ("Oasis") T'Pol: For all we know it was Mister Tucker's table manners that offended them. ("Vox Sola") Trip: Captain, you need this as much as I do. Archer: No one needs this as much as you do. ("Fallen Hero") Archer: It's called a warp five engine. Trip: On paper. ("Fallen Hero") T'Pol: If you're wearing that to impress the women on Risa, you might as well stay on board. ("Fallen Hero") Trip: You think this is my fault? Malcolm: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement. Trip: Gorgeous aliens. Don't forget they were gorgeous. Malcolm: They were male. Trip: Not at first. ("Two Days, Two Nights") Archer: I said, "You're an ugly bastard." ("Shockwave, Part II�) Phlox: It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like. ("Dead Stop") Archer: Even Vulcans fall prey to temptation. ("The Seventh") Trip: They both sound like a bag full of cats. ("Singularity") Kaitaama: Is your entire species so ill mannered? Trip: Nope. Just me. (�Precious Cargo�) Trip: Tarpon Springs, dumbass. Didn't you ever pay attention in class? ("The Crossing") Trip: We're going to be showing three of the greatest horror movies ever made: Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, and Son of Frankenstein. We might even throw in Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein. ("Horizon") T'Pol: The doctor knows how intransigent you can be. Trip: Intransigent? T'Pol: Unwilling to compromise. Trip: I know what it means. It just so happens it's not true. I'm as willing to compromise as anyone else. T'Pol: Then take off your shirt. ("The Xindi") Phlox: Why aren't you getting together with T'Pol to get your neural nodes stimulated? Too intimate? Trip: Nah, I don't have an hour a night to waste in T'Pol's quarters. Isn't there something else I could do? Phlox: There is Alderberan mud leeches. Trip: What the hell am I supposed to do with those? Phlox: Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Oh, uh, please be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them. Trip: Maybe an hour a night with T'Pol isn't so bad. (�Anomaly�) Trip: Part of the fun of a mystery is trying to solve it, before it ends, using logic. And you, of all people, should appreciate that. T'Pol: Then use logic more quietly. ("Impulse") |