T'Pol: Other than keeping Ensign Mayweather up at night, I'm not sure what we expect to accomplish here. ("Sleeping Dogs")

Hoshi: Shouldn't we try to help them?
T'Pol: They don't want our help.
Hoshi: How do you know?
T'Pol: They're Klingons. (�Sleeping Dogs�)

Trip: It can giggle all it wants, the galaxy's not getting any of our bourbon. ("Shuttlepod One")

Trip: I'll have you know that Superman was laced with metaphor. Subtext layered on subtext. ("Shuttlepod One")

Trip: Just because a guy's in his underwear, you think the worst. ("Acquisition")

T'Pol: There are times I wish Vulcans hadn't learned to repress their violent tendencies. ("Acquisition")

T'Pol: I am simply noting that the last time you found someone this 'competent', you wound up carrying her child. ("Oasis")

T'Pol: For all we know it was Mister Tucker's table manners that offended them. ("Vox Sola")

Trip: Captain, you need this as much as I do.
Archer: No one needs this as much as you do. ("Fallen Hero")

Archer: It's called a warp five engine.
Trip: On paper. ("Fallen Hero")

T'Pol: If you're wearing that to impress the women on Risa, you might as well stay on board. ("Fallen Hero")

Trip: You think this is my fault?
Malcolm: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.
Trip: Gorgeous aliens. Don't forget they were gorgeous.
Malcolm: They were male.
Trip: Not at first. ("Two Days, Two Nights")

Archer: I said, "You're an ugly bastard." ("Shockwave, Part II�)

Phlox: It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like. ("Dead Stop")

Archer: Even Vulcans fall prey to temptation. ("The Seventh")

Trip: They both sound like a bag full of cats. ("Singularity")

Kaitaama: Is your entire species so ill mannered?
Trip: Nope. Just me. (�Precious Cargo�)

Trip: Tarpon Springs, dumbass. Didn't you ever pay attention in class? ("The Crossing")

Trip: We're going to be showing three of the greatest horror movies ever made: Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, and Son of Frankenstein. We might even throw in Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein. ("Horizon")

T'Pol: The doctor knows how intransigent you can be.
Trip: Intransigent?
T'Pol: Unwilling to compromise.
Trip: I know what it means. It just so happens it's not true. I'm as willing to compromise as anyone else.
T'Pol: Then take off your shirt. ("The Xindi")

Phlox: Why aren't you getting together with T'Pol to get your neural nodes stimulated? Too intimate?
Trip: Nah, I don't have an hour a night to waste in T'Pol's quarters. Isn't there something else I could do?
Phlox: There is Alderberan mud leeches.
Trip: What the hell am I supposed to do with those?
Phlox: Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Oh, uh, please be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them.
Trip: Maybe an hour a night with T'Pol isn't so bad. (�Anomaly�)

Trip: Part of the fun of a mystery is trying to solve it, before it ends, using logic. And you, of all people, should appreciate that.
T'Pol: Then use logic more quietly. ("Impulse")
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