GRISSOM: A Harvard Professor conducted an experiment.  Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game -- count the number of times the ball was passed. 
BRASS: Yeah, groundbreaking.
GRISSOM: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterwards, the professor asked his students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "What gorilla?"
BRASS: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it. (�And Then There Were None�)

GRISSOM: Dressed as a woman among men dressed as women. Now, see? That's a disguise. (�And Then There Were None�)

NICK: You're a surfer now?
GREG: Dude, I rip.
NICK: We're 300 miles from the nearest beach.
GREG: Surfing's just a state of mind. (�And Then There Were None�)

GRISSOM: There's an abandoned silica mine outside Calnevari.
GREG: What don't you know? (�And Then There Were None�)

WARRICK: Sara, can you get back to the lab and put a rush on this analysis?
SARA: Who died and made you boss?
WARRICK: He's not exactly dead. (�Ellie�)

SARA: Hey. Are you baking a cake? What's the hold up on my pills?
GREG: Process. Just because you got passed over, don't take it out on me. (�Ellie�)

SARA: Hey, don't make me feel bad for doing my job.
WARRICK: If it was your job, you couldn't feel bad.
GREG: Well, I think I hear some coffee perking. (�Ellie�)

GRISSOM: Mr. Fairmont was staying in Murder Central.
CATHERINE: Mmm.
NICK: "Murder Central"?
SARA: You never heard that phrase?
NICK: Well, if I did, would I have asked the question? (�Organ Grinder�)

NICK: What do you think, cocaine?
CATHERINE: No, I don't think so.
NICK: How can you tell just by looking?
CATHERINE: Never you mind. (�Organ Grinder�)

GREG: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?
CATHERINE:  Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date. (�Organ Grinder�)

GRISSOM: You want to clue me in?
GREG: Sara and I were just going out for dinner.
GRISSOM: On the case, "Greggo".
GREG: Oh. Right. (�Organ Grinder�)

GRISSOM: What's the most important component in a poisoning?
SARA: Poison.
GRISSOM: Patience. (�Organ Grinder�)

GRISSOM: A girl in a culvert pipe...at a highway construction site in the middle of an alfalfa field. You got anything to add?
BRASS: Nothing as poetic. (�You�ve Got Male�)

SARA: Well, we already know she cooks like I do -- takeout on speed dial. (�You�ve Got Male�)

GRISSOM: Mr. Willoughby, would you mind if I fingerprint your spigot?
WILLOUGHBY: No one's ever asked me that before. (�You�ve Got Male�)

NICK: He was killed in the warehouse -- and don't sneak up on a person like that.
GREG: Now you know how I feel, like ten times a day. (�Identity Crisis�)

SARA: So our mystery lady was trying to enhance her athletic performance?
GREG: Or increase her sex drive. You know women do that. I read. None that I've ever met.
SARA: Not yet anyway. (�Identity Crisis�)

CATHERINE: So how rich is this guy?
GRISSOM: Well, he had a million dollars in his checking account.
CATHERINE: Who doesn't? (�The Finger�)

GRISSOM: It's a carpet beetle. It shouldn't be here.
CATHERINE: Vic seem more like a hardwood floors kind of guy to you? (�Burden of Proof�)

SARA: Wow, you got to go to the body farm?
CATHERINE: Yeah.
SARA: I've always wanted to go there. What was it like?
CATHERINE: Quiet. (�Burden of Proof�)

NICK: Well, according to Sara, 94% of all arsonists are male.
WARRICK: Yeah, that sounds like Sara. (�Burden of Proof�)

GREG: Kind of feels like blackjack, you know?  You guys all fanned around the table, holding your breath waiting to see which card I'll reveal next.
WARRICK: Greg, this is an abuse case involving a minor.
GREG: Right. Sorry. (�Burden of Proof�)
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