| The Chamber of Secrets |
| �Hearing voices no one else can isn�t a good sign, even in the wizarding world.� � Ron �Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.� � Ron �You don�t know how amazing it is to see Goyle thinking.� - Ron �Azkaban � the wizard�s prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you�d be going backwards.� � Malfoy �Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can�t see where it keeps its brain.� � Mr. Weasley |
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| Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses? Harry/Goyle: Uh, reading. Malfoy: I didn't know you could read. Malfoy: Scared, Potter? Harry: You wish. Harry: Never try to save my life again. Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't accustomed to seeing a flying car. Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Ron: Heart of a lion, this one. Ron: Crabbe and Goyle must now. Maybe we can trick them into telling. Hermione: Even they aren't that thick. Hermione: Look at my face. Ron: Look at your tail. Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent. Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper? Mrs. Weasley: Yes, dear, it was on the cat. Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. Mr. Weasley: Did you really? How did it go? I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you. Mr. Weasley: Harry, you must know all about Muggles. So tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs. Seamus: No, ma'am, he's just fainted. Sprout: Yes, well, just leave him there. Neville: Why is it always me? |
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