No Homework..?
*I bumped into Shania Twain last night and she
thought my essay would be a really good song, so she took it, and will be
returning it soon
*Sorry, my dad was mad at me because I exploded a pen on him, so he wouldn't let
me use his computer, and mine doesn't have a printer.
*I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our
hardworking teachers
*The aliens took it back to Betelgeuse as an example of fine Earth literature
*I discovered I'm allergic to pencils and pens
*The headmaster called me while I was doing it and I couldn't get off the phone
till way past my bed time.
*It's against my religion to do homework on a day ending in a "y"
*I was being followed on the way to school by spies so I had to eat it to avoid
it falling into enemy hands
*I got carried away with my origami class and my home work is currently floating
around in our pond as paper Canadian geese
*My dog ate it, then my science project ate my dog.
*I'm motivationally challenged
*I can't do homework for medical reasons, it makes me sick
*Oh, you meant this week !
*Isn't homework considered to be a "cruel and unusual punishment"?
*I forgot to remember
*It was too complex for the ideas of the school.
*There has been a shortage of food in my house, and paper contains necessary
dietary fibres.
*Hitler burnt my books. .
*I feel I should rewrite it as there may be some difficulty in comprehending it.
*It has progressed on my list of priorities.
*You wouldn't understand it anyway.
*I fed it to my dog.
*I am an atheist and a pessimist. I don't believe in anything.
*I did it, but forgot to hand it in.
*It's illegible.
Why have you got your hand up..?
*I'm just testing my new deodorant
*I'm just drying my nail polish
*I'm seeing if my arm unscrews
*I'm fly catching
*Taxi !
*I'm cleaning the air
*I'm worried the ceiling might fall down
Why are you late...?
*It's my alarm clock's fault. It's never been the
same since I hit it with that sledgehammer
*I was attacked by a squad of army ants
*I'm not actually late, I'm early for tomorrow
*My bike ran out of gas
*Let's just say that Bigfoot doesn't take "no" for an answer
*I'm not late, I'm punctually challenged
*My dog swallowed my alarm clock
*The school bus was hijacked. You didn't see it ?, it was on the news...
*I couldn't jump start my alarm clock
*I fell in a huge puddle and had to wait for my clothes to dry out
*It's my parents fault, I'm genetically predisposed to tardiness
*I was trying to get the static charge out of my clothing
*We have a really old toaster that just takes ages to warm up in the mornings
*An elephant was hogging the water fountain