Here are some of the best chat up lines that I have ever heard.
Feel free to use them. - Not that you'd want to!
I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you work for Royal Mail I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you
seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braile nametag.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You can feel the magic between us... No, lower!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing
you do with your tongue.
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
F*ck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it
in public.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your front at night? Can I???
I lost my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
B&B
I'd like to wrap you legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you have sex with strangers? if no, say - then let me introduce myself. If
yes say ok
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spagetti. Lets go f*ck.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'cause I would love to tap that ass!!
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.