# Recipe info

description:
a delicious vitamin rich drink to cure fucking everything

Ingredients:
vegemite, boiling water, and tabasco sauce

Instructions:
make a mug of boiling water add a teaspoon of vegemite and a dash of tabasco stir and Bob's your uncle.


Instructions:
put one cup of oats into a half pint water and half pint milk... stir over heat until it boils.. then lower to simmer for about 5 min. season with salt.. (or for people with a sweet tooth honey or sugar) put in a bowl, leave for a min to set.. then top up with ice cold milk.
If you like to make fruity porrige (nutmeg, cinnimon and raisins) simmer for an additional 2 min

Nutritional Info:
oats are good for convalescing, scorisis, any kind of digestive upset... if you have a sick child.. oats help them recover a lot faster, the milk is heaped with calcium and whatever topping or seasoning you choose for it has nutritional properties all it's own.


description:
A pudding i made for him when he first came up to visit me

Ingredients:
flan case(sweet pastry) two packets of angel delight (stuff you whip up with milk that turns into a mousse) can of spray cream, chocolate chips

Instructions:
make up your angel delight, i usualy make butterscotch and banana, drizzel it into the flan case ( try and make pretty pictures) :)) wait for about 30 min until it sets really well, putting it in the fridge helps, spray cream all over the top, and sprinkle on choccy chips.


Ingredients:
6 jalapenos, 1 roma tomato, 1 bunch of cilantro, CHiPS!!

Instructions:
cut up the jalapenos and de-seed, dice them to bits :) toss them into a blender. dice up the tomatoe, toss it into the blender. take a few sprigs of the cilantro...... toss it into the blender :) puree until smooth. If you want less hot salsa, add 1/4 roma per every jalapeño you take out of the recipe.


Ingredients:
Corn Tortalls, Grated Cheese, Spanish Rice, Meat, Black Olives, Onion, Garlic, Olive Oil, Your Fav. Enchilada Sauce, sheet cake baking pans.

Instructions:
Cook Meat w/ Onions & Garlic, Prepare Spanish Rice, Grate Cheese, in a small fry pan add Oil and heat put in tortialls just enough to heat and loosen turn once, pat tortialls dry with paper towel, Poor some Enchilada Sauce in pan to coat the bottom stuff tortialls with Rice, Meat, Cheese, roll and place in bakeing pan when pan is full, pour Sauce on top sprinkle Cheese and Black Olives, BAKE - 350 oven till warmed and golden on top. about 25 min.


Ingredients:
(your fav.) Rice, Grated Sharp Chedder Cheese, (your fav.) Salsa

Instructions:
while Rice is HOT fold in Cheese and a couple tablespoons of salsa.


description:
Great chicken w/ herbs and veggies, it's yummy!

Ingredients:
4 chicken breasts (boned or boneless) , Liptons Secerets Herb and Garlic powder (in a blue box) , and veggies including but not limited to: Squash, Zuchinni, multi-color bell peppers, mushrooms, cuccumbers, carrots, and onions.

Instructions:
begin preheating oven to 375 (f) and chop up veggies. Put chicken in a roasting pot and top with chopped veggies. Prepare the Liptons powder as directed on the package and pour over the chicken and veggies (more water and olive oil is okay if needed) cook at 375 degrees farenheit for about 45 minutes to an hour. Durrin the last 10 minutes of cooking put swiss cheese (or your favorite kind but white cheese is recommended) over each piece of chicken and allow to melt before pulling out of oven. Guarentee this chicken will practically melt in your mouth as you cook it and absorb the truly delicious aroma :D


Ingredients:
shit load of mushies...(i use about 400g) butter, garlic, basil, parsley and whisky

Instructions:
got a big pot? gooood...(rubs hands together in glee) whop in about half a pack of butter....get out a garlic press and whop in about 4 cloves of fresh garlic...add a generous handfull of parsley and basil.... whop in a good glassfull of whisky..(about two measures)... stir it all together till the butter melts on a low heat..(should smell like an italian piss up) then after it's all melted together.. whop in your mushies and stir fry like a mad demon until they are squishy ( should now smell like an italian piss up thats gone mouldy) :))

Nutritional Info:
umm.. mushies.. great.. whisky.. good for the heart.. garlic.. anti-biotical, parsley.. good for the breath.. basil... do i look like a walking nutritionalist to you? huh? huh?? well do i???


description:
i make this soup because i can't really take anti-biotics, it's yummy!!

Ingredients:
2 cups Barley, lotsa chicken stock,2 onions, 6 medium potatos, two large tins carrot, 1/2 leek, 6 cloves of garlic  ( this serves a SHIT load of people )

Instructions:
chop it all up.. whop it into a huge pot.. i suggest using tins of whole baby carrots.. they cook better and kids love them..put them on a plate and squish them up fine then shove them in, keep topping the stock up and simmer it all until the veggies are squishy ( but not too squishy) kids like it better if the veggies are cut up small.. but if you have other probs it can be food processed into a liquid..(for granny's with no teeth in my case) :))

Nutritional Info:
packed full of the flippin things..:D ideal for dieters


Instructions:
Steam some potatoes (you can boil them but steaming is best) until fully cooked then mash (White potatoes, Maris Pipers or King Edwards are the best - hey 'm Irish I know me tatties lol) Meanwhile chop up a handfull of Scallions (Spring Onions) finely and poach in a little milk till soft. Add the cooked scallions to the mash and fold in the milk till yous have a fluffy mash. Place a knob of butter on top and serve with crispy bacon, sausages (Irish of course!) and or Lamb chops.


description:
No bake desert (makes 12 small pieces or  8 medium pieces, use a 9x13 pan)

Ingredients:
32 oreos, 2/3 cup butter, 1/2 cup butter, 2 1/2 cup powdered sugar, 4-5 banana's, 20 oz thoroughly drained crushed pinapple, 4 cups sliced strawberry's, 1 tub of whipped cream, i jar of marechino cherries, chopped nuts

Instructions:
For crust, place oreo's in a zip lock bag and beat all your frustrations out on them till they are finely and evenly crushed (thats the fun part) mix together with 2/3 cup butter till doughy and spread in the bottom of the 9x13 pan~;~for filling, mix 1/2 cup butter and 2 1/2 cup powdered sugar and layer above the oreos, slice banana's and layer evenly on top of powdered sugar mix, spread pineapple evenly on top of banana's, layer strawberry slices evenly over the pineapple, now spread the whipped cream evenly over the top of the strawberries, dot with cherries and sprinkle with nuts to top, chill for about 4 hours and then serve

Nutritional Info:
can't be too fattening, well i guess it is since its got oreos and butter, but it tastes sooooooooo good, the fruit balances's it out right ^_^


