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| Why did Jamie stare at a can of orange juice? Because it said CONCENTRATE. |
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| Why does Jamie smile during lightning storms? She thinks her pictures are being taken. |
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| Why does Jamie have"TGIF"written in her shoes? To remind her that "Toes Go In First" |
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| Why does Jamie like BMW better than a Volkswagen? She can spell BMW |
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| Why does Jamie tip-toe when pass the medicine cabinet? She doesn't wanna wake up the sleeping pills. |
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| What did Jamie do when he heard that 90% of accident happens at home? She moved |
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| *Jamie's words of wisdom* *If the cat is away,the mouse is alone *If others can do it,don't help anymore *Don't talk to strangers if your mouth is full *Don't count the eggs if it's not yours *If the shoe fits, wear it |
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| One time, Jamie lynn was in the waiting room in the doctor's office. Suddenly, she farted. "Thank god the music sounds are loud so nobody could hear me fart" she thought.So for every fart, it blended with the music that she was hearing. When her name got called, she stood up and before she got out the door, she could tell that the people were giving her the evil eye. She then realized that she had her walkman on . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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