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* Jamie in Math class
Teacher: We're going to review your addition skills.
              I'll ask everybody questions, lets have...Jamie!
   Jamie: OK
Teacher: If i give you 3 hamsters, and your dad gives you
            2, how many do you have?
   Jamie : I'll have  uhm...7! 
Teacher: Are you sure? How did you come up with 7?
    Jamie: Because i already have 2 at home!!
Jamie: "I have a brain cancer, YAY!!!"
 Girl: "That's delicate, how come you are still happy??"
Jamie:"Now I know I have a brain!!"
Teacher: Jamie, all your responses must be clear,ok? What is your favorite animal?
   Jamie: Clear.
Jamie at a pizza parlor
Pizza man: Would you like you pizza sliced into six or eight?
      Jamie: I'll have 6, i don't think i could eat eight.
Jamie is trying to get in touch with Britney on her cellphone,
she sent a text message to Britney saying:
            Your Cellphone is with me.
Girl: Jamie, why do you always cry while eating crackerjacks?
         and why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Jamie: Cuz it says here on the top "tear here"
Jamie shows the genie the map of the U.S.A and wishes that louisiana can be next to California.
Genie: I'm not that good, make another wish
Jamie: uhm...make me very smart!
Genie: let me see that map again.

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One Day, Jamie Lynn and Crystal had lunch at a restaurant in downtown L.A.
Waiter: Do you want to order anything?
Crystal: Uhm, i'll have a Swiss steak and French Fries.
           How bout you J.L.?
Jamie: I'll have the same one, Sweepstakes and first prize!
           BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Surgeons Operated Jamie Lynn's left and right side of her brain. On her left side, nothings right and on her right side, nothing left.
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Jamie Lynn's Bodyguard: "J.L., Did you notice that your socks are                                               mismatched?One's white and one's red.
Jamie Lynn: Yeah, I know. It was my mom's fault.She bought                                    another one like this it's also white and red.
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