..:things girls should know:..
..:things girls should know:..
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all
are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an
ass.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with
you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just say it's that time
of
the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to
think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's
just
wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if
you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet
Boys, NSYNC, 98
degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we
can
stand up and pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't
mean you don't have
to
apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about
you, but it would be
nice
if you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us
make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause
you might get what
you
wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd
say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with
us and laugh when we
believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but
we like yours better
anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't
want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're
done, you should put it
up
when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is
through his stomach...and
maybe...oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be
that
comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your
rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still
want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always
right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.