The Diary of Jamie
Monday April 21, 2003
i swear to god the intellagence level of my parents is constantly going down. they are madd dumb. for real no joking what-so-ever. i'm on vacation right now. i have had an exciting week so far...SYKE! nah, i haven't done much of n e thing. i'm hoping on getting some CORONA, the best beer in the world. hopefully very soon. did everyone celebrate 4/20? hope everyone took a hit for me cause i didn't. instead i fought wit my mom. nothing intresting has happened so i'll write later. PEACE!
Friday April 25, 2003
i was gonna try to write everyday but thats a little hard. i'm a busy person wit things to see and people to do. haha. thats great. always makes me laugh. so yeah...wahts new? my friend megan really dislikes her boyfriend's ex girlfriend (which every new girlfriend has like rights to do) but n e ways the ex girlfriend is like KABOOM KABIG. well not that big but u get the picture. if my friend fought wit this bitch, the girl would eat her. so we are talking about this and somehow "little debbie snack" comes up. megan's like, "i'll be like 'bitch i may be little but my name ain't debbie and u sure as hell can't snack on me'" it was funny then i said, "you should tell her, 'damn girl i thought i saw ugly before but u definatly take the cake...and bitch u ain't it too didn't u?'" oh yeah n e 1 reading this feel free to take pick up lines, come backs, etc. it made me laugh...it will make u laugh too. but night dude...i'm fuckin tired. just got back from having fun. PEACE G!
Saturday April 26, 2003
MY FUCKIN FISH DIED. i had it 3 fuckin days. sad world when i can't keep a fish alive. RIP Jeeber.
Sunday April 27, 2003
back to school tomorrow. uh nothing really excited is happening. i saw a skank today. her name is liz. she is like one of those kabomb kabig bitches. but she thinks she's tiny. shes not. and she stole shit from me. i hate the bitch. but again one of those that likes to eat her enemies. i would like to be a full human unchewed thank u very much. and she has NASTY ass bleach blonde dyed hair and her fuckin roots show...uh trashy? yes i think so. definatly rates a 10 on the skank ho meter. alright...peace out homies.
Wednesday July 8, 2003
OMG it has been so long since i have written but here is the rundown of things that have happened.
1.) My house burnt
2.) I am tan
3.) School is out
4.) I still have no job or license
5.)I lost some weight.
yes, and indeed the number of skanks i come across rises definatly by the day. i swear there must be a skank tree somewhere around here and the skanky leaves are falling off or something. but thats its...peace dudes i gotta get some sleep, i have things to do tomorrow....PEACE!