..:Ways to annoy people:..
..:Ways to annoy people:..
1.Sit in your parked car and point your hair-dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
4.Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for special favors".
7.Reply to everything someone says with "That�s what you think".
8.Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area, and insist to others that you like it that way.
9.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
10.dontuseanypunctuationorspaces
11.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12.Ask people what sex they are.
13.Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
14.Sing along at the opera.
15.Go to a poetry reading and ask why the poems don�t rhyme.
16.Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Then, wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender)
17.Send e-mails to everyone in the company telling them where you�re going. For example: If someone needs me, I�ll be in the bathroom.
18.Five days in advance, tell your friends you can�t
attend their party because you�re not in the mood.
19.Hum when you�re on an elevator.
20.When going to a restaurant with friends, don�t order anything because "you�re not hungry", then pick at their food when it arrives.