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| <@Halitosis> fuck the happy raver chick, my son <@Rabbghett^thc> passing out in the middle of the street aint gangsta;;; always have water with u <@Rabbghett^thc> i had to learn the hard way <JZ> i know i've huffed sprayable deoderant and like, paint remover or something <Muadnem> my mom showed me her tits today <@r\a> my ex let me shoot it in her face all the time she seemed to enjoy it... minus when it went up her nose or got her in the eyes * zeroOne slips Officer a a 1 dollar bill zeroOne: there ya go A_Officer_of_the_Law: If you don't have handcuffs, tie up your wrist with your shoelaces or something A_Officer_of_the_Law: Oh...bribing a officer of the law? A_Officer_of_the_Law: Your going to have to give more then that! Lard^decuL: wh00t i sent in my order for my meoamt 2day zeroOne: how will i type with my hands tied up! * A_Officer_of_the_Law Shoots Lard Decul zeroOne: LOL * Lard^decuL slaps an officer of the law with his pen0r A_Officer_of_the_Law: You are not to Order illegal mind expansive substances A_Officer_of_the_Law: It puts you in an illegal state of mind Lard^decuL: theyre not illegal * A_Officer_of_the_Law handcuffs Lard Decul's penis * Lard^decuL bitch slaps an officer of the law and smokes a bowl A_Officer_of_the_Law: I don't care, you hippie commie, pinko punk Lard^decuL: lol * A_Officer_of_the_Law makes Lard Decul driunk the bong water A_Officer_of_the_Law: maybe that'll teach you a lesson A_Officer_of_the_Law: Ok...now everyone tie up your wrist, and bang your heads against the wall to rough yourself up * A_Officer_of_the_Law shoves his nightstick up Lard Deculs poop shute and vigiously rapes him anally A_Officer_of_the_Law: Ok...everyone drive themselves to the nearest police station and turn themselves in A_Officer_of_the_Law: if you cannot drive yourserlf to a police station, call 9-11 and say you need to go to jail +naxos: sure officer +assclown: i need to have sex A_Officer_of_the_Law: I'm waiting +assclown: do they do that too? +assclown: with an attractive female A_Officer_of_the_Law: I'm sure you'll get lots of luvin....from BIG NIGGAZ! +naxos: :o +assclown: well +assclown: i dont want big nigga +assclown: z A_Officer_of_the_Law: Well, your going to get one * A_Officer_of_the_Law laugh +assclown: if they touch me im afraid i will have to file a complaint * A_Officer_of_the_Law laughs piggishly A_Officer_of_the_Law: What are you all doing here...everyone go to jail! A_Officer_of_the_Law: NOW! +assclown> im jerking my pud, bro * A_Officer_of_the_Law calls everyone's moms A_Officer_of_the_Law: Your in trouble now <@Omnihate> LIGHTEN UP A BIT <@Omnihate> FUCKING GRINCH <Oea> i am getting amped up to make a move <Oea> her dad comes in <Oea> all paranoid <Oea> thinking i'm going to steal his beautiful daughter <Oea> which i am <@adenosine> because eerybody hates me <@Tak> well why do you suppose that is? <@adenosine> uhh.. it might be because i'm an annoying whiney bitch <@Tak> yea, thats a good start, why else? <@adenosine> i assumbe the other reason is because everybody is jelious of my cock <@adenosine> but i don't have any proof of that <@mucho> she looks like shes all coked up <DrFysh> nah, shes just Australian <uaioe> spin is going to get raped <uaioe> his fat geekflesh is no match for <uaioe> THE OZ |