Izzy: First, upon entry, I would like to hand you over to my capable assitant, Jamie.  He's older than me, but still not as smart.  Still, we bargained, he got me off restriction and finished the pay for the vase, and I made him my assitant.  Take it away, Jamie!

Jamie: <Blushes>  Well, thanks Izzy...  I should seal his mouth with this molecule attracter he invented...

Izzy: <Whirls around>  What?

Jamie: Er...just telling the guests about this molecule attracter you made, Izzy!  <bites tongue>

Izzy: Oh yes, now, you show them around.

Jamie: Okay fans, first, I will show you a proggressive chart of digimon.  <Approaches chart with pointer>

                         Tai                   Matt                       Izzy                          Sora                 Mimi              Joe                        T.K.                            Kari
Fresh              Botamon           Punimon                   Pabumon                      Nyokimon       Yuramon      Pichiemon                 Poyomon               Protomon
In-Training     Korromon          Tsunomon                 Motimon                      Yokomon        Tanemon       Bukamon                Tokomon               Nyaromon
Rookie           Augumon          Gabumon                   Tentomon                     Biyomon         Palomon      Gomamon                Patamon                Salamon
Champion      Greymon            Garrurumon               Kabuterrymon                Birdramon       Togemon      Ikkakumon               Angemon               Gatomon
Ultimate         MetalGreymon   WereGarrurumon        MegaKabuterrymon         Garudamon       Lillymon      Zudamon                 MagnaAngemon      Angewomon
Mega             WarGreymon      MetalGarrurumon       HerculesKabuterrymon    Phoenixmon      Rosemon     MarineAngemon         Peagusemon           MagnaDramon

Jamie: Sorry if the text is small, just squint.  This chart in front of you has every form, Fresh through Mega, of all Digidestined digimon.  I'm very proud of it.  Except...

Izzy: Except what?

Jamie: Except is has nothing on me and my brother!  Here are our digimon's stats:

                       Jamie                         Ian
Fresh             Micromon                  Bitmon
In Training     Tinymon                    Bytemon
Rookie           Tigermon                   Compumon
Champion       Panthermon                Kilomon
Ultimate          Jaguarmon                 Gigamon
Mega             MetalJaguarmon          Teramon

Izzy, sceptically:  Well, why is yours bigger?  Just becuase you aren't in our show, you think your better?

Jamie: I'll evoke the fifth on that one.  Now, you want more?  Well, go study, becuase you don't know how much work goes into a chart like this.  Alot of these haven't been shown, on the show, and that makes it harder!

Continued hesitantly: ...However, I do have something I havent shown to Izzy...here, I'll distract him, Tigermon, you lead them to the good stuff!

Tigermon nods: You got it!  Come on guys, this way!  <Leads them down a staircase on the far side>

Jamie's Secret Studies...

Meanwhile...

Jamie: Izzy, come over here, look at this!

<Izzy looks around>: Huh, where did the fans go?

Jamie: Must've left, don't you hate how kids these days are so disrespectful in the name of science?

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