| The Adventures of Jordan 'Hong Kong'Tang! |
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| Name: Hong Kong Tang Age: 24 Sex: Male (sometimes) and Female (Nail Peticures) Occupation: Beard Grower, girly sunglass wearer, Actress, Super hand model, trendy, Good Bloke Interests: Every chick (very proud) Maids Himself Hugo boss Hong Kong chicks Luis Vuitton Daughters Sponsor: Ansell Worldwide Goal: To see how many (in one night, one day and one week) |
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| Nice Photo Jord - the facial sure worked. |
| World Tang Chickometer |
| Hong Kong = 1 (Hurry up youv'e been there for bloody 2 weeks) |
| England = 2 (Probally had phone sex) |
| Canada = 0 (leaving untouched untill the wandering arms and hands arrive) |
| Chick army to keep Hong Kong Tang out of their daughters houses |
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| Where Hong Kong Tang does all his business |
| Fathers are flying their daughters out of Hong Kong |
| Chicks fleeing by boat just to get away from Hong Kong Tang |
| Turmoil in the streets when he's let loose |
| HAVE A GREAT TIME JORD, ONLY JOKING ABOUT THE STUFF ON THE PAGE! YOU ARE A SHY, INNOCENT SAINT WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN! |
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