| Left to Right: Danny, Tim, Jules, Shogs & Mike. |
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| THE GREAT VELVET JONES BASKETBALL TEAM (BELOW) DEFEATED GENERAL'S ARMY 47 - 42 IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A NAIL BITER! THE TEAM WAS AIDED BY THE LOSS OF HONG KONG TANG WHO HAS LEFT THE TEAM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIS NAILS AND HANDS TO GET DAMAGED! |
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| BREAKING NEWS THE FOOTY SHOW HAS NAMED JULIAN KURATH AS THE WINNER OF THE GOLDEN FALCON FOR THE GAME, AS HIS HEAD ONCE AGAIN GOT IN THE WAY. |
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