You've forgotten to mention (or perhaps found it unworthy of mention? Is that possible?) your not having won six (nor indeed any) Olympic gold medals for decathlon, 200m freestyle swimming, broad jump (nudge nudge), or matriculation.

And what of your eating habits? Plenty of lack there.

"Not friend to the friendless; not champion of the championless; unable to leap tall buildings in any number of bounds; not a bird, not a plane..."

What about your not earning the Ph.D. degree at Yale (1964) and not receiving honrary degrees in Chemistry (Ph.D., Cal Poly. Inst., 1971), Air Conditioning and Refrigeration (A.A., Corres. Sch. Inc., 1988), Theology (D.D., Bap. Theo. Sem., 1988), and Esperanto (M.A., Chick Webb U., 1988)?

If you're going to tell people who you are, tell them!