KLEBOLD AND HARRIS IN HELL
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"That�s it. Sorry. Goodbye."
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--Eric Harris, ending the videotapes made prior to the Columbine High School shootings. Earlier in the tapes, Harris had said "I hope we kill 250 of you."
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Right now Satan has them by their noses in Hell.
His breath is the worst thing they could have imagined,
Or nearly. He is screaming
Or what sounds like a scream in Hell
YOU TWO BOYS FUCKED UP
He booms
NO TWO WAYS ABOUT THAT
HELL HATH NO FURY GREATER
THAN THE FURY RESERVED FOR FUCK UPS
Great red fingers grab them by their pubic hairs
And dangle them over a lake of molten rock
That smells of blood and rotting human hearts.
It is the worst thing they could have imagined,
Or nearly. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
He thunders
IT IS ALWAYS JUST THE BEGINNING
TELL YOURSELF THAT WHEN YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE OVER
IT�S NEVER OVER
IT�S ALWAYS JUST THE BEGINNING
They can hear themselves screaming now
High pitched terrified weak little girl screams
As Satan roars
FUCK UPS
FUCK UPS
NOTHING BUT FUCK UPS THE TWO OF YOU
His fingers tighten around their scrotal sacs
Bending their heads closer to the lake of rock
THOUGHT YOUR WERE BADASSES
NOTHING BUT FUCK UPS
He pulls them back now and the closer they get
The more aware they are
That Satan has them by the balls in Hell
And they feel their bowels loose
And smell their own shit streaming across the backs of their thighs
THINK YOU GOT SENT TO HELL FOR KILLING THOSE KIDS
WRONG
His breath is the worst thing they could have imagined,
Or nearly
WRONG
THIS IS FOR THE ONES YOU MEANT TO KILL BUT DIDN�T
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO FUCK UPS IN HELL
NOT ENOUGH BODIES
NOT ENOUGH BLOOD
YOU PUSSIES
YOU COULDN�T EVEN SHOOT GIRLS
Once again to the lake, but this time
There is not even the courtesy of suspense
Just the burning certainty
Of the hot hand plunging them face first
Into a fiery mass of what they see now
Are maggots the size of dogs.
It is the worst thing they could have imagined. Or nearly.
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