Enter Gary, The Ultra intergalactic Deathbot G v3. Our initial experiment was to determine the effectiveness of a Deathbot's (all rights reserved) performance in extreme weather conditions. Billy, Ultra intergalactic Deathbot D v1's performance was disappointing as he allowed the trapped scientists there to escape with minimal loss of limbs. The remaining scientists were able to construct a crude Macgyver-esque EMP device formed from a roll of toilet paper, a stopwatch, paper clip and a wad of thoroughly chewed gum. Billy went down without much of a fight. Ken, Ultra intergalactic Deathbot E v2 was equipped with an enhanced brain to process the dangers of Macgyver inventions. However this backfired as the robot was taught the pathetic human compatibility for compassion and only a few of the test subjects were pureed. Ken then proceeded to break out in a chorus of "Tiptoe through the tulips". Fortunately Ken was also equipped with a failsafe self-destruct mechanism and all witnesses were utterly incinerated. However, Gary, Ultra intergalactic Deathbot G v3 was equipped with a deep seething hatred for all of mankind and thus should be immune to the "emotions" that befell Ken. Other versions suffered poor movement and functionality in the cold of the arctic, but Gary is equipped with a state of the art electrothermal deathbotic turbonuclear heating system. If this is not an adequate heating system then the invasion of Earth will be impossible. U.I.G.D.B.G. Gary is also equipped with quite an expansive arsenal. If any victims manage to survive the chainsaw, katana, submachine gun, enormous tweezers, the Phallogatic minigun, and the festive Turbodynamic Electrodeathtacular Killinatrix Laser Cannon, he also has a light bulb on his head.
