I STILL OWN YOU!!!
Whats with those boxed dinners that have EVERYTHING in them? Who wants their meat in a box thats not even chilled or mildly cooled?! its just disturbing! WAKE UP PEOPLE...and do what im doing, file a lawsuit for false advertisment, the box isnt heavy like in the commercials. i tried throwing a box of it at some morons mercedes, it didnt even dent!! ARRGGGGG!!!! all i did is make him ticked so i got chased three blocks by a dinner in box covered car!!!...ok im so agrivated i could spit on janet reno
I would like to comment(so whats new) on something that really aggitated me the other day, and thats people that go to a resturant complain about the food they get there. now there these people that go to poor unexpectant places like friendly's or mc donald's and expect 5 star serivce(incompetant morons). i saw this lady the other day that ordered soup and didnt eat it cause she said it was burnt...BURNT!!!BURNT SOUP?!?!? WHAT IS THAT?!?! is it even possible to burn soup??? and even so if it is, theres some poor little boy named hulio in some 3rd world country that would give his limb for "burnt soup" so think twice before being a stuck up piece of LOWER CLASS TRASH...another incident is people complaining at fast food places that they got onions on their burger when they didnt want them..DUH!!! you payed one dollar for the freakin thing, and ur being served by people that couldnt graduate high school!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!?!?....
Powdered milk is officially more pathetic than white people who wish that they were black, and pretend to be black, eventhough no matter HOW HARD YOU TRY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CRACKER!!!WHITE WHITE WHITE< you werent born black, SO LIVE WITH IT, and embrace it you pathetic honkies!!!
Now that im done with that...id like to say white rappers need to be shot with high powered assault rifles..thank you and check urself into a morgue...

...Did that have anything to do with powdered milk? OF COURSE..raaar
COMPLAINT: "you shouldnt make fun of the muslims"
MY RESPONSE: WHY NOT???, theyre the moronic idiots blowing themselves up, im going to insult them end over end, ALL I WANT..pssstt(an angry spit) them and their "peaceful religon", BULL!!!
  
They are pissing me off again. The "religion of peace" is responsible for another wave of terrorist bombings in the past week.  This is a big problem. Heres some solutions:
1. End trade with Saudi Arabia
2. End flow of US money into muslim nations.
3. FBI infiltration of mosques
4. Immediate arrest and deportation of anyone deemed to be a security threat
5. More military strikes against terrorist organizations
6. Put troops on the borders to slow illegal immigration.
7. Background checks on people entering the US from terrorist sponsor nations.

Its also time for an investigation into the ACLU and other such far left groups... lets see what skeletons they have hidden in the closet. 
    Speaking of war, they didnt find any stockpiles of nuclear bombs or whatnot in Iraq. probably because theyve allready shipped them to some other saudi country. Even if thats not so BIG DEAL. They should start sucking oil out of the ground there and shipping it straight back to the US. It'll lower prices and it'll be great for the economy.
complaint: "it was a war for oil!!!"
Response: whats your point

Without oil, the united states comes to a halt. Therefore, we need to secure a steady supply of oil and we did. Good for us. Some illiterate arabs also get a chance to be free...until they screw that up. So good for them too.
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There are three types of people on the planet
A. Incurably Stupid - about 50% of the population -
These are the people who think things like Communism, Islam and saturated fat are good. On a smaller scale they do things like leave religious pamplets instead of a tip at restaurants and they wonder why they have lung cancer after they smoke a pack a day for 30 years. They also like all pop music and they stupidly smile a lot.

B. Generally Stupid - about 45% of the population -
These people occasionally do something smart, but its usually, and almost often by accident. A Generally Stupid person would make an intelligent argument but back it up with "something i saw in a movie".

C. Amazing and Brilliant - less than 5% of population -
People like me, eric brunton, and david cook who hide our intelligence with moronic actions of silliness. If the 5% ran the world, there would be low taxes and less crime. Unfortunately, they have always been drowned out by the stupidity of the other 95%. In the past, the 95% would grab a spear and attack the 5% once they were totally confused. In modern democracies, the 5% are always outvoted. Things unfourtunatly won't get better anytime soon folks, sorry

(some courtesy of (c) 2004 Eirc)
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