| Star Wars Pants Jokes - The Phantom Menace |
| "I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala
"Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda "I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine "Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin "What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul "Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious "After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan "You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala "Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala "The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan "Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala "You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan "And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme "We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon "Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray "We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray "This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious "You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon "I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto "What was it?" --Obi-Wan "I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon "It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan "Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon "Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu "Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda "I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin "Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon "Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar "R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin "That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala "Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto "And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine "Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon "My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio "I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin "Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin "Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin "No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto "I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto "Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin "Your pants?" --Padme "I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu "Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi "And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto "If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul "Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble "Gungans no liken pants!" --Jar-Jar "Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." --Obi-Wan "They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." --Qui-Gon "He will find your missing pants." --Darth Sidious "Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi "Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." --Yoda "Put down your pants; they�ve won this round." --Amidala "Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin "My pants tell me they will destroy you." --Qui-Gon "The prize money would more than pay for the pants they need." --Anakin "Ooohhh. There goes Quadrinaro's pants!" --Announcer "There's always bigger pants." --Qui-Gon |
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