| Star Wars Pants Jokes - A New Hope |
| Thanks To The Star Wars Pants Page |
| "R2-D2 where are your pants?" --Threepio
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader "We'll be sent to the pant's mines of Kessel for sure!" --Threepio "We intercepted no pants. Aaah . . . This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan." --Captain Antilles "These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." --Motti "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." --Luke "Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio "TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer "Lock the door." --Luke "And hope they don't have pants." --Han "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." --Leia "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia "No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia "You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader "Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!" --Threepio "Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia "Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your pants." --Dr. Ezavan "Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" --Han "Well, he'd better have those pants in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!" --Owen "The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded." --Obi Wan "How long have you had those pants?" --Stormtrooper "Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper "Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan "The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan "Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." --Han "Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han "He's got too much of his pants in him." --Beru "I've never seen such devotion in pants before." --Luke "They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." --Obi Wan "The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!" --Threepio "Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." --Luke "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." --Greedo, translated "Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." --Obi Wan "With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke "I have no need for pants." --Owen Lars "I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin "All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper "Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio "You're pants are weak old man." --Vader "These are all your pants Artoo" --C3PO "The pants will always be with you, always." --Obi-Wan "Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge "Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia "I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia "No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender "Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan "Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo "But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen "Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru "All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio "In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." "So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia "That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han "Lock pants in attack postion." --Red Leader "But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." --Luke "Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" --Luke "Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked." -- Kenobi "Into the pants, flyboy!" --Leia "I got pants!" --Luke "Great kid, don't get #####." --Han "Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." --Obi Wan "I've got to rest before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen." --Threepio "He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants." --Threepio "The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." --Darth Vader "In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi "I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" --Threepio "Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender "These aren't the pants you're looking for." --Obi-Wan "Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" --Han Solo "Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." --Threepio "That's no moon, those are pants." --Obi-Wan "If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Motti "His pants off. Luke you switched off your pants, what's wrong?" --Base Voice "Flying trough pants ain't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han "What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" --Han "I knew there was more to you than pants." --Leia "Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" --Tarkin "Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." --Han "He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio |