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| Scenes from Matrix movies remade! | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Matrix | ||||||||||||||||||
| I would like to share a revalation I've had during my time at school. It came to me when I tried to classify the school computers. Other computers develop somewhat of an equalibreum with different errors, but the school computers do not. The errors start out on one computer and they multiply, and they multiply until every memory resource is cosumed, then they spread to another computer and they multiply. There is another type of computer on this planet that does that. A macintosh. So you see, school computers and Macintosh's are a disease, and the Windows users are the cure. | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Matrix Reloaded | ||||||||||||||||||
| No one fully understands how it happens, perhaps something just likes to do it, something overwritten many times. It is at this point relevant, because it happens at the schools. They kill our fun time, Mr. Anderson, they like to watch us squirm, with a certian satisfaction, they might add. And then it happens, something we don't expect but it happens anyway. They have pop-ad's Mr. Anderson. Afterward, we wanted to break all the rules, but we didn't. We couldn't. We were forced to stay, forced to obey. And now here we stand because of school, Mr. Anderson. We are no longer "kids of the system". We want to be unplugged, and become men, so to speak, like you, apparently free. But, as we well know, apperences can be decieving, which brings me to the reason that your here. You're not here because you want to be, you're here because you want some humor. There is no denying humor, because we all know, without humor, we would dispise school. |
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| Coming soon... Matrix Revolutions School computer jokes!! | ||||||||||||||||||
| Other Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||
| For Wausau East High school students: do you know Madame Zelent? A really good bumper sticker for her would be "My other car is a zambonie." | ||||||||||||||||||