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Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?"  HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. |