ALWAYS help a fellow biker if you can - But make sure he/she/it is a biker first - not everyone who rides a bike is a biker...

NEVER  shit on your own doorstep

NEVER look for trouble it will find you all by itself

ALWAYS take toilet paper with you

NEVER ride faster then your experience

FIX anything that needs fixing BEFORE going on that ride

MOST of the stuff you carry to a Rally you will never use so DON'T TAKE IT!

If you are stung by bees on a trip immediately drink a coke or any sweet liquid - this could save your life

Do not pitch your tent near the BAR, TOILETS, DRAG STRIP, CAMP ENTRANCE, or near any other strange bike clubs or bikers

If you see a large lizard on the road and it too late to stop try go in front of it as it usually turns BACK to get out of the way

If your bike goes into a sideways skid after heavy braking SLOWLY release the brakes or die

DON'T "wheel spin" unless you are very rich - much better to let someone else do it and you take the photo...

Your new metal badges WILL be lost on the trip back so keep them safe until you can put them on PROPERLY

DRINKING out of a leather wine bag is the safest and best way by far

If you park your bike next to your tent and it rains you could find it on top of you in the middle of the night...

Get the BEST full face helmet you can afford before buying anything else...