Just after closing time a policeman sees two bikes parked outside a bar

He investigates further and finds two bikers round the back

One with his finger up the bum of the other.

"Hey, you can't do that" the policeman says

"My buddy had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him sick" says the biker

"But don't you think you should rather be putting your finger down his throat"  the policeman says

"I was going to do that next" says the biker...

A Biker chick  woke up after a long night boozing

And said "How long have I been a sheep?"

And then fell asleep again...