The Original Water Buffalo Song


Bob: So what do we do now that we stole our rival school’s mascots?
Larry: We gloat.
Stolen Water Buffalos: Mooooooo
Larry: Everybody’s got a water buffaloooo.  Yours is fast but mine is slow…
Officer Scooter: Where’d you get those water buffalos?
Larry: Oh where’d we get them I don’t know but everybody’s got a water buffallo…ooooooooooooo.
Bob: Um.  I don’t the the Lima Beans are handling the fast one very well.  It’s stuck in the door of the bookstore.
Larry: I took my buffalo to the store…got his head stuck in the door…spilled some lima beans on the floor…
Lima Bean: You ain’t kiddin.
Larry: Oh everybody’s got a…
Archibald: STOP STOP WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!  You can’t   say everyone’s got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo.  We’re going to get nasty letters from our rival school saying, “Where’s our water buffalos?  Why don’t we have our water buffalos?”  And are you prepared to deal with that?  I don’t think so just STOP BEING SO SILLY!  Get that water buffalo out of the bookstore.  You have to hide it in the biology lab.
Larry: Next to the baby kangaroos?
Archibald: If you like.
Larry: Everybody’s got a baby kangaroo…Yours is pink but mine is blue…her’s was small…but then it grew…
Archibald: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!That Water Buffalo is getting away!

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