Parodies of Keep Walkin'

When someone honks their car horn for us to open the garage...

Keep Honking
But we won't open the door
Keep Honking
But we don't like you anymore
It's plain to see
You're brain is very poor
To think honking
Will be opening that door

When one is talking...

Keep talking
But we won't listen to you
Keep talking
But we find it very rude
It's hard to understand
When your mouth is full of food
So keep talking
But we won't listen to you

True Story:
When doing street evangelism, a friend of Amanda's told a group of guys that they were, "Just walking around."  One of the guys then said, "Well keep walking."

Keep walking
But you cannot talk to us
Keep walking
But we're gonna make a fuss
It's plain to see
Ya shoulda took the bus
So keep walking
Cuz you cannot talk to us

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