Just a wad of fur at the end of a leash
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
He's Granny's pet and his name is Blackie
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
But when dear Granny passed away
The dog had no where else to stay
So we just keep him here that way
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
Our labrador don't like him much
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
Some day she hopes to make him lunch
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
But when the lab is in a stir
She'll sniff around for that blob of fur
And find the couch growling at her
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
Oooohhhh
His name is Blackie
He's cute as he can be
But sometimes he'll drive you crazy
Cuz such a stupid dog is he
He chases any moving thing
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
From bird and cats to cars and planes
He's a funny little poodle of a dog
This stupid mutt has so much pluck
And at this rate it's just his luck
He'll get hit by a pick-up truck
He's a funny little poodle of a dog