Started by Jamandeb3
1. You sit and stare for hours at your VT screen saver.
2. When you turn on your computer it says, "I'm Bob. I'm a tomato and
I'm here to help you!"
3. When your computer is booting up you yell, "BOOT YOU TRANSITORIZED
TORMENTOR! BOOOOOOOT!"
4. You give your dad (whose name is Larry) a green Larry tie for Father's
day even though VT drives him nuts.
5. When ever you go to a fast food place you HAVE to order a cheeseburger
and a milkshake as well even though what you really wanted was chicken
nuggets.
6. You order Slushies at every possible moment. (always blue) and you
buy Slushie mix so you can make them at home.
7. You buy a decorative gourd for the dining room.
8. Your mom can't figure out why you always play with your food.
9. You can't stand salad shooter commercials.
10. You can NEVER find...your hairbrush.
11. You think the peach has your hairbrush every time it's missing.
(which is all the time)
12. You look for the following at toy stores:
Blue plastic wind up lobsters
Buzz-Saw Louie (you WANT a Buzz Saw Louie)
A big red bouncy ball.
A yellow hat
An Suzy action jeep (and camper, and dirt bike, and jet ski, and hang
glider...)
13. You only want chocolate bunnies for Easter.
14. And you sing the NEW bunny song when you eat them all at once.
15. All you want on your birthday is one slice of apple pie with a
candle on it. (and maybe a big red bouncy ball)
16. When you're old enough to get a car you must have either
a. A Suzy action jeep
b. A car like Jerry Gourd's in the Cheeseburger Song
c. A replica of the Larrymobile.
or d. If you're cheap, you want a car like Pa Grape's
17. You laugh when you see plungers.
18. You try to make a Larry-Boy costume with a purple bike helmet but
you can't get the plungers to stay on but you can find the yellow and purple
spandex at a local biking store.
19. You turn around at the names Bob or Larry.
20. You plan to name your children Bob, Larry, Archie (but not Archibald)
Laura (not Junior) or Percy.
21. Jimmy and Jerry if you have twins.
22. You make up an extensive story about how Bob and Larry met in college.
23. You wonder why Billy has more toys than you.
24. You're afraid to go on 3 hour tours.
25. You also wonder...Who's Billy?
Submitted by paintedturtle87
26. You wear a pot on your head.
27. You want a forgive - o - matic.
Submitted by cks13
28. You've renamed your town Bumblyburg and insist everyone must call
it that.
29. You break into song everytime someone says that "they're busy."
30. You insist that everything that breaks in your house (especially
your father's limited edition Art Bigotti collector's bowling plate) was
"Laura's fault."
31. You refuse to eat any cucumbers (or pickles for that matter), tomatoes,
asparaguses, etc. because you're seriously afraid that you would be eating
one of the VT's cousins.
32. You insist on ordering bacon and eggs for half price, but only
at Denny's.
33. Everytime you see a cow or bull, you think of their cousin--the
cebu--and wonder if he/she is sad, sick, or even mute. (Or maybe a hippo.)
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34. Everytime you're in a produce aisle you waltz up and down it with
a potato.
35. When you get cucumbers or tomatoes you HAVE to name them Larry
or Bob.
36. Everytime you get out of the shower you wrap yourself up in a towel
and purposely "lose"(hide!) your hairbrush so you can sing The Hairbrush
song.
37. You plan a vacation to Bumblyburg
38. You wonder where Bumblyburg is
39. You say Bob the tomato gave your hairbrush to the peach and then
you sing to the peach
40. When you and 2 friends begin to think you're Bob, Larry and Junior
41. You actually wear Bob, Larry and Junior costumes
42. When you were 8 you got your lips stuck in a gate
43. Your Aunt Ruth has a beard
44. You never knew you had an Aunt Ruth before hearing "I love my lips"
45. When you go to the pyschiatrist(cuz all your relatives say you're
crazy cuz you think you're bob, larry or junior and think you have an Aunt
Ruth) and they hold up those ink blots you insist they're VT characters
46. At Christmas you sit with 3 cookies and get "visited" by vikings,
bankrobbers, and IRS agents, all while singing "Oh Santa"
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47. You laugh and look for flowers every time you see a tuba
48. You paint eyes and mouths on all your veggies
49. Every time you have peas for dinner you line them in a row and
insist on having slushies.
50. You buy the videos for your kids- and you're only 14
51. Every time you see a butler you bungee jump
52. You would just love to slide down that hill with that penguin
53. You and your friends make up Veggie names for themselves, and insist
everyone call them that
54. When you were little and scared of the boogey man you had vegetables
sing to you
55. Your treehouse got knocked over buy a butterfly
56. You absolutely have to try to drive in one of those carts
Submitted by paintedturtle87
57. You look in the Capt'n Crunch box to see if there's a grape in there
before you will eat any.
Submitted by Kity88
58: When you've memorized every line from every VT video there is.
59: you have every piece of VT merchandise there is
60: you are careful not to lie because you are convinced that a fib
is gonna insist you to lie more and that you'll end up on top of a water
tower, and well, you know the rest.
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61. you find yourself asking people "has any one seen my blue plastic, windup lobster?"
Submitted by Jamandeb3
62: You buy a pregnant kitty so it will have six kittens and you can
name one after Larry.
63: You name the rest Bob, Jimmy, Jerry, Archie, and Junior.
64: You have a sore throat after imitating VT characters all day. (Jimmy's
voice is a killer)
65: You go to a Star Trek convention just so you can get Spock ears
like Jerry's
66: When you watch Star Trek you say Applepies instead of Enterprise
and Scooter instead of Scotty.
67: When you make a new friend you share your Jell-O, no matter if
their hair is red or yellow.
68: You go sheep tipping.
69: You want to order pizza (with cheese in the crust) from THE LION
PIZZA PLACE with the coupon from Bob's cart.
70: When your milk money is stolen you say, "Hey, I don't like your
Ilk! How will I grow strong if I don't drink my milk?" and the bullies
think your a nut and leave you alone.
71: You wonder if Larry could star in a GOT MILK ad with a cute little
milk moustache on his lovable lip.
72: You tell the world, and your psychiatrist, that you love your lips.
73: Everytime you hear a bell you start singing, "Ring bells go tingalingaling!
Ring little Bells!"
74: You want a bell machine like Archie's.
75: You want to know what Jerry says after Jimmy says, "Cling Whatchen?"
(from the Christmas album and the VT Christmas Spectacular) It's been confirmed
that it's "I am a gourd" in German.
76: You want your mom to make you cute little pjs like Larry's in "Oh
Santa" with little buttons on the back.
77: You look up Zebu's in the Wildlife Encyclopedia at the Library
(That's how you spell Cebu in English).
78: You look in an atlas for the following:
Wibblestown
Bumblyburg
Pugslyville and the Pugslyville Bridge
Duluth MN
Moose Lake
Dinkletown
79: You're dissapointed when you can only find Duluth and Moose Lake.
80: You want to vacation in Duluth and Moose Lake.
81: And Florida so you can go to Sea World and see a dolphin bounce
a tomato off its nose.
82: And Lombard IL so you can see Big Idea Studios.
83: You design a VT themepark with rides like the shopping carts, the
Larrymobile, the sleds, and bungee jumping etc.
84: You translate the entire episode of Mme. Blueberry into French.
85: You follow people around if they are wearing VT shirts.
86: You call the 1 888 number over and over just to listen to Larry's
voice. (see previous post)*
87: You try to do your hair like the peach. (or if your really nuts...like
an asparagus)
88: You go to the zoo to see:
a waterbuffalo
a cebu
a baby kangaroo
penguins
lions
a bear trapped teddy
a bald monkey (so you can put butter on it)
Submitted by Crimp_Jo
89. You try to write a Fanfic explaining why the characters are the
way they are.
90. You succeed.
91. You visit the site for the latest video 15 times a day, or more.
92. You write your own script for the latest video.
Submitted by Cera
93: You want your kids to go to the Happy Tots Pre-school.
94: You want to major in aerospace technology and minor in Playdoh.
95: At dinner you tell everyone that you've got a real hankerin' for
fried chicken.
Submitted by Jamandeb3
96: You have a VT section on your webpage.
97: You start a "You know you watch too much VeggieTales When.." list.
98: You like to look at gardening catalogs.
99: You create your own veggie characters.
100! You camp outside a movie theater for the premier of LARRY BOY
AND THE RUMOR WEED!
*Previous post was the one about calling a 1 888 number to get a free Larry coin purse. It was a recording of Larry's voice.