Thank you.
N.B: Alot of what I say is just talk. I really enjoy humor so please feel free to make me laugh! Do it...do it now.Oh yeah. You'll probably notice alot of the character photos have nudity or sexual type stuff. All those are done my Luis Royo(except one) and he must LOVE sex because that's all he draws. Anyways, nudity is beautiful so feast your eyes upon it!
Here are a few guidelines I'd like to be followed when we play
(don't want to sound too picky but...come on. They're reasonanble):
-No incest
-Posts should be descriptive!! Quality and quantity people! Then again, if you can't always right alot, that's fine...but no one or two-liners...Here are some examples of right and wrong:
WRONG: ::Bob walks into the room. He sits and has a beer while putting his feet and then he smiles at all the pretty ladies in the room and then he burps like the gross and disgusting hillbilly he is while scratching my rear end with his hand.:: Hey there all you ladies. I are Bob. Me man...
(Let me explain just HOW horribly WRONG this is. Firstly, this person has no idea what a COMMA or a PERIOD is . Also...that's the worst description I have ever written in my life! Be creative, look up new words if you have to!! But have a rough understanding of what your writting and how you spell...not just jibberish..And "I are Bob" and "Me man" are not sentences...They're completely incoherent.)
WRONG: ::Saunters through the fields wearing a cape and rollerskates. He is the most gorgeous and the most beautiful man to have ever lived with the build of a 300 pound silverback Gorilla. Dances around like a crazy fool in a kilt.::
(As much as I enjoyed writting that last one..it TOO is WRONG! wrong wrong wrong. I'm sure he has a nice body but fort the love of all thinsg salty don't compare man to a gorilla! Also, try to make sense with consistancy. Saunters? Fields? Rollerskates? NO, I'm not insane this is clearly HARD to do..)
RIGHT: ::Bob slowly enters the room, having a look around, picking out the women that seemed to interest him the most. He took a seat at a table and lifting his feet so that they rest upon the tabletop. Having a few sips of his beer, he belches loudly and scratches himself inappropriately.:: Hey there honey, come on over and let daddy have a good gander at your fine body. My name's Bob how about yourself? Yes...why yes I am a man.
(I made it hard for myself...chosing that guy. Anyways. I'm not going to go through this whole thing. I'm sure you can see the differences.)
-Be mature...By matrue I mean: don't snort and giggle everytime a certain word is mentioned. And please don't keep using abreveations..I don't know netspeak.
-Feel free to use mature language and themes in the RP, try to make your character as real as possible. Meaning yes, I'll do Mature RP.
-Please don't make your character PERFECT. Unless they're a GOD of some sort(Or Dorian Gray..hoo!) they can't possibly have a perfectly shaped body. I've lived, I know what people are like...
P.S: A NYC based character is more of a "Squeegee Kid" inspired character, she works at a tattoo and piercing gallery type place..
