DIARY OF AN AVERAGE IIT(M)
IAN : AN ABRIDGED
VERSION
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I
semester |
The fresher feels that IITM is indeed a worthy reward for all
that slogging for JEE. Everything good anyone said about IIT seems
to be true if not better. He makes a vow to try for a branch change,
i.e., if he's not already in his dream branch (usually, CS or ME).
The near absence of the fairer sex disconcerts him. So do the
exhausting drills at the Workshop and NCC. |
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II
semester |
In the hols when he meets his friends, he realises that
hostel life at IITM sucks compared to other IITs. "We don�t even
have basic amenities like CABLE TV !" Back in the insti, he learns
that his identity in IITM consists of the 3 digit number called
CGPA. On the plus side, the grandeur of SAARANG (IITM culfest)
overwhelms him. He gets to see the other (better?) half of humanity
from B'lore/ B'bay etc. during GFKR (Baski tourney) and Saarang.
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III
semester |
He makes the critical decision regarding which of the 4
fields - academic/ literary/ sports/ organization
(co-ordinators/secretaries)- he will concentrate on. (An above
average IITian excels in 2 or more fields.) He also begins to
explore the world outside the four walls that enclose the IIT
campus. He discovers the magic of Taram�s Sp Tea. (Tarams is a
village outside IIT backgate.) |
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IV
semester |
He becomes a full time member of his branch. The sem is
marked by a surge in hostel spirit. He learns the importance of the
ultimate PR exercise called 'licking' or 'soaping'. Hostel elections
are around the corner. |
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V
semester |
He makes important career decisions; the options being GRE,
CAT or S/W job, preferred in that order. For the first time, he
finds academic freedom in the selection of electives. The
disillusionment with the entire wretched IIT system begins to build
up. |
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VI
semester |
A really hectic period with GRE and Insti elections
dominating the show. He shows hajaar enthu in classes because (1) it
is his last chance to boost his CGPA before apping/job interview
etc., and (2) he has to get the prof's reco letter next semester.
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VII
semester |
The placement circus takes place, where the toppers get hep
jobs they are never going to take up and bottomers dont get even the
ordinary jobs they so desperately want. (The companies end up being
the clowns, as they get nothing.) CAT and apping are the main
activities of the sem. Ennui begins to set in. |
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VIII
semester |
The grand old man puts fundaes on everything under the sun to
his juniors, whether they want it or not. Most guys loaf about
having nothing to do, while a few try to clear the backlog so that
they can get out in four years. The last three weeks are spent on
the project on which he is supposed to have worked the whole
semester. |