Avery Michael
From:	Abbott, James F [AbbottJF@az1.bp.com]
Sent:	Thursday, 8 April 1999 10:32
To:	Avery Michael; 'Sam & Angela Mackie (E-mail)'; 'Simon'
Subject:	PRAM 

Melb, 8 April. 1999

GIBBONS SHOOTS OUT 
LIGHTS & PREPARES TO 
PLEASURE VANSTONE

Carlton based computer ched Simon 
Gibbons wrung the neck of the very
challenging Dunes course last Sunday,
laying down the gauntlet to fellow Jam 
competitors.

Gibbons shot a career high 92 at the Dunes
which included a birdie & numerous pars.
"Although the weather was tame by Dunes 
standards, you still gotta hit the thing" stated a
reflective Gibbons. " I mean, you don't stick the club up 
your arse & shake it like a go-go dancer". 

Gibbons played regulation tee to green golf 
missing most fairways and hitting the odd green.

Handicappers are viewing this round carefully as the
PRAM approaches. It seems every year the boney 
bloke from Carlton finds that little extra around JAM
time.

Gibbons has another burden to lug around with the 
revelation that he would go down on Justice minister
Amanda Vanstone for a dare. " I like them big" grinned
Gibbons.

The Justice minister refused to comment, however a 
spokesperson for the minister was heard to utter
"There are many things I would do for the minister, but that 
isn't one of them, I think this guys guide dog has given
him bad advice...unless it was the dog who was keen".

Back to the Dunes, Mackie shot 103 & Abbott 87.