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Jaliqua
and Dinguhs have discovered the joys of party balloons
(that pile of broken balloons there in the corner, by the
bar). They fill the house and yard with them and folks
come by and they party 'til the cops come. One night, after everyone had gone home, they got it on in the kitchen after Dinguhs lit a romantic (?) fire in the other room. They continue to make out, oblivious to the fact that the living room is going up in flames. |
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Still oblivious and not looking terribly thrilled. The blaze in the living room continues unabated. |
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After these two morons discover that YES, the LIVING ROOM IS ON FIRE they decide to name their baby (which is a boy) Moshelle after the firebug who killed herself and Emilisha way back when. |
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Jaliqua got too close and I must admit to trying to save her by using a cheat that allows me to move the Sims around by grabbing and dragging.... |
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BUT since this game is so slow, by the
time I got the cheat turned on, the bitch was dead. I did feel kind of sad seeing Jaliqua go but..what can ya do? |
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Typical of Dinguhs.... |
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A few friends showed up....here and there..to mourn the next day while the maid got to work putting the Bodiffi house back together. |
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Tyrone came in handy with her new baby brother, Moshelle. I mean really, come on folks, Dinguhs??? We know all to well his level of parenting skills. |
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In the few days following the fire the chicks came out of the woodwork to hang with Dinguhs. Here, Cassandra and ...um...I think her name is Peaches...coo over Moshelle. Where's Dinguhs??? |
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It pisses me off to see Dinguhs swimming while Cassandra manhandles his baby, so I send him in there telling him to play with the baby. This is his reaction when he gets there. |
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So he wanders about the house...how he managed this..I don't know. |
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You got it...Social Services. I let them take the baby. It was too much trouble when Tyrone was at school to keep Dinguhs from having pool parties. |
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This is the kind of shit Dinguhs does. He's started a fire on the stove AND this has caused a flood (dishwasher, I think). I didn't sweat it cuz I installed a smoke alarm for these idiots above the stove, so I figured we'd wait a few and the firemen would show up. Check out Dinguhs' friend there in the hot pink speedo...pretty sexy. |
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After waiting and waiting for the firemen, the fire has begun to consume the whole kitchen, destroying thousands of dollars worth of appliances and furntiure, Dinguhs finally gives extinguishing the fire a go. |
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He doesn't work fast enough. He's now lost a wife and two children in two days. |
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The fire finally gets the better of Dinguhs. The fire department never showed (I was pretty pissed).... |
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Here's the aftermath. Those are Dinguhs and Tyrone's urns. The guy passed out in the yard was just a reveler at Dinguh's pool party. |
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I am
bitching and yelling about how the fire department never
showed and now the entire Bodiffi family is dead. Nick walks in the room, takes a quick look over my shoulder and points out that I installed the smoke detecter on the OUTSIDE of the wall...not inside in the kitchen. So it's all my fault the Bodiffi's are gone. I'm sorry. So where do we go from here??? |
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Enter
Emiliqua Bodiffi, Jaliqua's white sister. She has inherited the house (and the mess). |
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Let me
explain what this is. I needed Emiliqua to have the money to move into her dead sister's house. Since she was starting out about $40,000 short, I had to have her buy a lot, build a house so that I could then cheat and give her lots of money. SO I built her this one room house. She lived in it for a day. On a Sim's first day in the neighborhood, all the neighbors stop by. So she had a bit of a party goin' on. Then she set the stove on fire (go figure). Her guest were having difficulty with the space and sorta bumping into each other and finding themselves unable to go in and out of the door if someone was standing there. Here, the fireman has come to put out the fire but some asshole has fallen asleep standing in front of the door. I have no control over him and can't wake him up. Emiliqua is standing IN FRONT OF THE FIRE so |
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lest she perish before she gets to move into her big
bodiffus house. That's Courtney Love standing in the
middle of the kitchen, by the way. I try to use a cheat to move the guy but it won't work and I start to worry that the fireman will NEVER get into the house and Emiliqua will bite it, sitting on the couch. The cops are just hassling her guests. They suck. Eventually the asshole woke up and the fireman extinguished the fire, I cheated for money and that's when Emiliqua moved into the Bodiffi House. |
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She gets right to the task of cleaning the kitchen. There was nothing but a chair left (Dinguhs had managed to save that) by the time she got the house. |
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On her first day she
starts a fucking fire. I had put a smoke detector INSIDE the house this time, above the stove (I mean, she IS a Bodiffi after all) and this was quickly extinguished by a fireman. |
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Fire #2 in one day, her
first day, in fact this was right after the first fire. The fireman left and she went about her second attempt at making lunch. She ended up settling for a bag of chips. |
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After lunch she lit a
fire in the living room, in the fireplace. The stereo went up in flames though. If you look very carefully at the top of the pic you can see little black lines, that's the smoke detector going off. I put one over all the fireplaces in ANY Bodiffi house. |
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I made the bitch sit down and study so that her skills would go up before she is allowed near another fireplace or stove. |