episode 7....





Well.........we had a lot of baby issues which in the end turned out well thanks to the game crashing a few times...no save, ya know.
I guess you have to keep the baby alive and happy for three days and nights and then *poof* you get a kid.
SO all I had to do was keep these people, these two UNEMPLOYED people, from neglecting their baby for three whole days...Jesus! You'd think I had to bring about world peace.
  Every time I started the game (from when I first turned it on to every restart thereafter.....) this is what I got:
So we aren't out to a good start....Jaliqua's passed out on the floor and Dinguhs is pissing himself.
The baby is actually NOT crying for once...but I mean, really.


I'd just like to show you a little something here...the kind of folks we're dealing with...

These idiots are BATHING next to that toilet!!!!

In case you're wondering whassup with Jaliqua's reverse sunburn.....ya got me.

It was a corrupt "skin" that I had downloaded that caused the game to crash repeatedly (it's gone now) and I can only guess it had something to do with it.



So Dinguhs finally plunges it..but take a peek in the other room there....priorities, eh???

His "logic" or "mechanical" points or something are going up there though....
 
So ya think...how cute..she's dreaming about him...while he gets up with the baby even.
Then check out how he holds it....



I must admit to knowing how she feels....this little shit screams a lot.
I had one of those....

But...eventually....the social worker showed up.
I tried to to the cheat where you go to "build" and remove the front door, but it keept telling me that it was "in use" though I didn't see her.

I decided to let her come into the house and when she got to the bedroom, I'd just remove the door and trap her. I wasn't sure where I'd go from there, I've heard that if you do that, they'll starve to death after two days AND I accidentally caught the maid in there too...They just wandered and wandered......looking confused...the maid would stop and shrug sometimes.....

 
Where are Jaliqua and Dinguhs while the maid and social worker are trapped????

You got it...

So I watched and wondered what in the hell was going to happen....then suddenly....well, didja ever see Stargate??? The maid disapeared in a stack of hovering blue rings and the social worker was going the same way. I tried to take a picture and the game crashed....so Jaliqua and Dinguhs got to keep their baby and we were back at the start, with Dinguhs peeing himself and all that....

Eventually though....from the other room I saw some kind of balloon display and....


Yes, remember, Em was tired and named the girl Tyrone....I notice she's white too..but then remembered that what popped up was a "would you like to adopt a baby" option this last time not "have a baby".....


Little Tyrone all grown up.

I just wanted to stick these before and afters in ....Dinguhs in his green swimsuit a few days ago...Dinguhs in his new pink one....not sure what in the hell happened there....





 


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