So as Jaliqua chats up LeeRoy....Dirty Dinguhs McGee and Bella Goth introduce themselves to Shaniqualiquadiqua. Eventually everyone is invited inside (I guess, though it seems to me as thought they just barge on in, I have learned my lesson about acting too offended about that.)

I have no idea what Bella is doing with her cleavage, but it's kinda neat how LeeRoy is straddling the newspaper.

You can dress her up but you can't take her anywhere. Look at what Jaliqua's done to their toilet!

Eventually, these people wore Shaniqualiquadiqua out!

Later that night, Shaniqualiquadiqua stopped by Jaliqua's house. Nick was there, talking to Jaliqua. (Nick's tough...you can't compliment or touch him or he freaks out....just talk, that's all he wants and it's just as well) Anyway....Jaliqua must've thought Shaniqualiquadiqua was there to move in on Nick...who just sood there as the catfight ensued....looks like Jaliqua could use her an Abflex...

After beating the bitch off....Jaliqua invites Nick in to watch some t.v. Check out that body language...Jebus! Nick's a hard nut to crack but Jaliqua is determined to make him a "family friend".

Later that night she invites LeeRoy over and shows him her amazing "standing in the plate" trick. He was pretty impressed, he seemed to think it would bring world peace or something (symbol above his head)....he hung around for a bit. Jaliqua's workin' it hard these days.

Ok...right about here...Jaliqua won the lottery (read: Em found a cheat code) and now this bitch is independently wealthy yo!
I like to say she's on welfare, but really....I mean...it would be kinda ridiculous.
She immediately began sleeping through the carpool pick up and I'm pretty sure she's gonna get that call soon that says she's fired.
Fine with Jaliqua.
Needless to say...she became slightly more popular...

All the money in the world can't buy you manners...as Jaliqua is enjoying an afternoon in the yard with Bella....well...you know....

At the end of the first day in her new, bodiffus home, Jaliqua calls Dirty Dinguhs over.
Ridin' high on the whole money thing, she's got an idea...

A little huggie huggie and finally.... a little kissy kissy. So Jaliqua jumped right on in......

He said no pretty quickly but then added that it was just not the kind of decision he could make on an empty stomach... So the wooing continued...

It's a damn good thing for Jaliqua that I asked her to study cooking not too long ago. She served a nice meal and check out dessert....she jumped right on his shit again.... Jaliqua's the kinda girl who knows what she wants. I think.

So......bellies full, kissin' and gropin' done....she gives it another go.

I dunno...*poof*! they were suddenly in these clothes and weird music was playing.

So..it was *poof*! back into streetclothes (a slutty dress for Jaliuqa and Dinguh's same old grunge thang)....and off to bed.....

Their first day of married life saw new neighbors, Danisha and Shaka Jemmison and their son Marcus move in down the street. The newlyweds headed over to meet them.

While Jaliqua chats with Danisha...Dinguhs....um..fondles Shaka (must be the hat)....

Then Dinguhs got his from Danisha but he didn't like it. It confused him. I think Dinguhs has some secrets.

So we find out that Shaka needs to spend less time reading up on Malcom X and spend a bit more time learning to fucking use that really expensive stove I bought him. I was just gonna let this go..see what they did. (Danisha ain't lookin too bright either and Dinguhs...well...it ain't HIS house).. It soon began to look as though not only Shaka but possibly the newly married Dinguhs were doomed to perish in this ridiculous kitchen fire gone out of control so I finally intervened. I had Danisha make the call and had to tell the boys to actually WALK AWAY from the fire.

I am having my doubts about the Jemmisons as parents, too.... Marcus came straight home from school to sit on the computer for hours and then play pinball.....

While Mama chats up Nick, little Marcus wanders around with an empty plate in the fly infested kitchen.

He then sweeps up the ashes of his father's fire. Why Marcus? Well, because Daddy went to bed and Mommy is....

here.

This neighborhood is become more dysfunctional by the day.