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OK, here is the story. I work at Millersville University, for the Upward Bound Program. The people I work with are so fun, and they are always saying funny things, and we have the strangest conversations sometimes. I work with: Bonnie, Eleni, Lauren, Jenn and Deb. These people make ths job so much fun, and I have to thank them for that. |
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Me: I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.
Bonnie: I am sure you hurt his feelings. Guys can't handle rejection. |
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Bonnie: I need to take a roadtrip.
Me: Let's go to Funk's! |
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Eleni: I do not like tequila.
Bonnie: I have mixed feelings about it |
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Me: What? It is almost 4:30?!?!?! Wow, time flies when your looking for hot guys. |
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Me: Crazy copy making! |
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"We are having a rockin party with Billy Joel!!" |
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Me: Call me when the cute UPS guy comes.
Jenn: We do not have one of them. |
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Eleni: I am not that mean, am I?
Lauren: Yes. |
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Jenn: Don't ask questions, just make copies. |
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Me: 36 isn't too old, right?
Jenn: No....wait, how old are you? |
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Bonnie: What color is my hair?
Me: Strawberry Blonde.
Eleni: Blonde with a hint of orange......golden rod. |
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Bonnie: We are all talking to ourselves. |
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Lauren (asking the magic 8 ball): Is Jen the Millersville Whore?
8 Ball: My sources say yes. |
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Me: He can climb my tree |
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Deb: This is fun when someone's not here.
(ain't that the truth) |
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Deb: Do you have poor circulation?
Me: Why, because I am purple? |
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Me: I can be quiet sometimes, like when I am sleeping. |
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Bonnie: I hate Hamsters--I hate myself. |
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Me: I can fit my finst in my mouth.
Lauren: That will help you get guys' attention |
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Me: I am going to be a dancer in Vegas.
Bonnie: NO, You do not have the boobs for it. |
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Jenn: Sometimes your boobs just want to come out. |
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Me: I'm so white, I'm purple. |
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Me: Aww man, I'll be busy tonight |
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Lauren: Birds of a feather
Bonnie: Flock together. |
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Me: I do want my sexual partner to be wealthy....then I could get paid more. |
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Bonnie: I've never danced on a table with a pole.
Lauren: But you have danced on a table with a terry. |
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I will try to update this page as often as I can, b/c we are constantly getting new quotes, so stop by again. |
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