Born in the year of our Lord 1984, this young Irish immigrant took it upon himself to traverse the landscape until he could reach the Promised Land. After 13 years with out any luck he decided to settle in the next best place, Crandall GA. Nestled in the foothills of the Appalachians this wizened rapscallion learned the ways of the native folk. He mastered the art of ya'll and how to properly clean shit off of ones self.
He came under the toutaledge of a traveling sales man, pictured below, though he was a harsh master, the salesman was very kind and taught the boy the way of life and ushered him into manhood. After the police took the salesman away, for reasons unknown, the boy was taken in by a women of foreign origin and a shop keeper.
The lad came to know the two as his parents. They served there purpose very well providing him with food and shelter. They gave wisdom and guidance through the years until the child could take care of himself. Teaching him the way people should act, how to be patience and honest, how to work hard and show kindness. They also gave him religion, he became a god fearing Catholic. They showed him how to obey the lord and all his commandments: like how to not murder and adulterate. The boy was now becoming and young adult thanks too his parents, he loved them greatly and honored them as he should.
Then the boy entered high school and all that shit went out the window. |
