YOU LOSE ALL YOU TROOPS, BUT TAM DIES!
Ok so heres the deal-e-O You ran off when it turned out that the stair were all machien guns. swaying you axe heroicly you find anouther way in. Theres Tam, sleeping (SILL!... holly crap he's got big feet!!). YOu throw your axe at him. Suddentently everything seems to slow down into a very irritating slow matrix mode. "Hit him allready dang it!" tam opens his eyes and turns on Jeportee's theme song. then he goes back to bed. The axe hit him!! yay! you turn around and there is your teacher! "she screems at you "YOUr in BIG troble!! three years of detention for you!!
sound familier! well it is. get ready for the biggest baddest Directers cut ever!