MESSING AROUND!
Jacob Gordon's Kick Fanny Website
MESSING AROUND!
UPDATEDED
1.So, anyways the other day I was all like WHOA and this other guy walked within a 20 ft radius of me like as IF he was all TOUGH! So I Went POP POP POP and he ran away. Everybodys scared of the word POP! DUHHHHHhhhHHHHhhhhHHhhhHHHhhHhhHhhh!!
2. A blonde wants her dog to stop drinking from the toilet; so she puts a post-it note on the toilet that says "BROKEN!... do not drink from!"
The next day she wakes up and looks at the toilet and BAM it hit her right in the face. The toilet really WAS broken and the water exploded on her.
3. "Raise your hand if you're not here." (Teacher looks around the room.) "Good everyone's here."
4.Why do we say "heads up" when you want someone to duck?
5. Last night I was out with a pack of dogs on my use-u-wal biting trash can jungle ride,and then the gangsta snowman came in with awesome jubilant cheese.
We were all so scared that we thought we were happy ducks sitting with chicken little on a box of ex-zoo-ber-ent two eyed, tripled haired, double headed capital-ized monkeys.
THAT IS WHAT I THINK SHOULD BE ON A TEE-SHIRT.
6.(To the tune of "I've been working on the railroad")I've been working on my home work, while I wacth T.V. I've been working on my Homework, while I skateboard down the street. I've been working on my Homework, all in one sentence too. I've been working on my Homework, WHOA, I just ollied over dog doo!
7. Whats a tree's favorite drink? "I don't know. What?" Root Beer! BAHAHAHAHHAHA... WHAHAHAHAHAH... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... (BOO!)~NEXT~ "I just got back from the beauty parlur" Well, were they closed? ~NEXT~ What did one elevator say to the other? "I don't know, what?" I think I'm coming down with
something. Achoo! (BOO!) ~NEXT~ Whats the most consumed fruit in the world?
"I don't know. What?" A banana!!! BAHAHAHAHHAHA... WHAHAHAHAHAH... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (SUPER BOOO)
8. One timeless beautiful night... a fighter named joe, ariiiiised from the jar. He recited an anient poem, "The druck driver flies at midnight, he is thy thous tooo! With his deadly powers! (BURP!!) He makes him self a doo!.. The drunk driver fies, at midnight! oh yes he does haha! Geico, 15 minutes or more could save you 15% or less on Mentos. You gotta eat!"(creppy toon)
9. This poem is dah bestestest. By shell Silverstein.
Ickle me, Pickle me Tickle me too
Went for a ride in a flying shoe.
"Horray"
"What fun" "It's time we flew"
Said Ickle me, Pickle me, Tickle me too.
rest of poem.
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