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:::Scene fades up from black in North Carolina, it is the early morning, where we see outside of his house, Jake Douglas, wearing a black leather jacket covering a white t-shirt, and blue jeans. He walks down the driveway, and down next to the mailbox, where he stops. He takes a few deep breaths, pops his knuckles, looks at the camera and begins to speak.:::
Jake Douglas: Thanks for getting down here so early, I got some stuff to say, important stuff, so lets get right down to the point. Memorial Day Massacre, 2001, Thunderstorm, only a few days away and my biggest night to date in the CWF. Why? 30 minute Iron Man match, one of the most grueling matches ever thought of. The National title, which is strapped tightly around WildCard's waste. Now honestly, do you really think that I care whether you were unimpressed? See Driven and Blair never said they were unimpressed, just thought you were better, that is why I need to prove them wrong. Because you see your opinion, it means shit to me, I could care less what goes on in your head, you may have evil intentions for the pay-per-view, but nobody ever said that you can carry those intentions out. And on another note, you having respect for me has nothing to do with our match, because your defending a title, so whether you don't respect the guy or not, your gonna want to win, period. Now tell me, was SWF a second rate fed? Or how about HCW? Neither one was independent, so don't go there. If you call my accomplishments "luck", thats fine with me, because at the Iron Man match, I will prove that Jake Douglas and Luck is an oxymoron.
Now you say you aren't afraid of anyone. Have you considered that the reason everyone says your afraid of them, is that you ARE! You can go into Iron Man match spitting out all kinds of promises and threats, but after 30 minutes, we will se if you were telling the truth. And when you say I am not you biggest challenge for you title yet, that it was Paul Blair, well like you said...he was the champ and you were the challenger, and you also stated that history repeats it's self. Well you were damn right...because you beat him in a best of five falls match, I see no difference with this match, so that means the title will change hands and history will indeed repeat itself. Not like I wasn't gonna beat you before, just giving you another reason why...
So you are undefeated? What is it like 7-0? With every undefeated streak, there is always a break. UCLA had over 80 games straight in the 70's, when they lost to Notre Dame. Of course your little streak could never go that far, because I will make sure it won't. Someone needs to put a stop to you and your streak, and the CWF fans want a new champ. People do get sick of the same old same old, unless of course that same old is the Showster. So Z-Pac did indeed lose his title last Sunday, and you...well you were out with a "Nose injury" was it? Well that doesn't matter, you didn't defend your title, so maybe thats why you still have it. Now you say I am not anything special. That may indeed be true WildCard, but you...you are special. But my definition of special may be different from others. Remember when you said love was a waste? There you go right there, in short, fruitcake. Maybe that's why I wanna get this match over with quickly, but Duarte HAD to make it a 30 minutes match, damn him.
And what are these "surprises" your telling me to expect? What are you gonna whip out your Peter and challenge me to a cock fight? Your right, I would find that quite disturbing, and I think any normal man would as well. So sorry WildCard, I don't swing that way, and that is your business that you do. Now, why would I pray to the lord to help me with a match with you? That would be like praying because of a match with Steve Johnson, oh! wait, didn't I fight him last week? Yeah, I kick his ass, just like I'm gonna do to you at Massacre. And man, I sure can't wait to take a walk on the wild side, because I get to see you fall off the edge.
:::Scene cuts to black...:::
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